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[00:00:00] Speaker A: I absolutely love man.
It's so funny because, like, in a lot of films they look at it as women that eat man.
[00:00:18] Speaker B: Hey, what's up, guys? It's Kiss and Tell with Javi Mac.
[00:00:22] Speaker A: I'm here with Brittany Andrews, Kiss and Tell. Oh, where do I get to kiss?
[00:00:26] Speaker B: You can kiss anywhere. What do you want to kiss?
[00:00:28] Speaker A: Bend over, baby.
[00:00:30] Speaker B: Hey. All right. You want to kiss my butt?
[00:00:34] Speaker A: I absolutely love man ass. Like, it's so funny because, like, in a lot of films, they look at it as women that eat man. Ass is like a very, like, demeaning, degrading thing and very submissive. But literally, I've had a couple of male talent not allow me to do anything with their butt because they say I demasculate them because I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I take that ass and I'm like a gay man, but better you spread the. Oh, I get in there and I'm like, mommy is home now.
[00:01:10] Speaker B: Have you ever done that and you found, like, you know, a bingo barrier?
[00:01:13] Speaker A: Of course.
[00:01:14] Speaker B: Streets.
[00:01:14] Speaker A: You are men. Oh, yeah, yeah. Men are not. You know, and in my youth, yeah, you know, like, I don't really run around and get shit faced and do one night stands anymore, but back in the day, yeah, you know. You know, but I also had them. Like, I used to have this cat that used to, like, piss on my bed all the time. So, like, I've had my face in cat piss while I've been fucked. I've had ass on my face. But I've always said if you're somebody that likes ass, you better get used to having ass. Whether it's on your strap, on your penis, your face, your tongue. Like you're gonna get intimate with it at times.
[00:01:52] Speaker B: So you're fine. It doesn't really.
[00:01:55] Speaker A: I'm a jaded bitch. I've been around forever. I'm like, yeah, it's really hard to, like, get me to be. Yeah, that's so nasty.
[00:02:03] Speaker B: When's the last time you've been like that? It's so nasty. And what was it?
[00:02:08] Speaker A: All right. Being that we are talking about ass. All right, so I'm fine with a dingleberry and I'm fine with someone, like, letting loose, like on the. The strap on. But like real scat. Yeah, no, no, like the pee thing. Lava, golden, sour. That's fine.
[00:02:26] Speaker B: Just liquid. It's fine.
[00:02:27] Speaker A: That's fine.
[00:02:27] Speaker B: Mostly Ottawa.
[00:02:29] Speaker A: Yeah. I love, like the whole golden, Golden.
[00:02:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I like being pissed on. It's fine.
[00:02:33] Speaker A: I like pissing on others. Yeah, I like peeing on Men more than me getting peed on. But, you know, I love the whole thing, right? Like, if it's the right person or the right price.
[00:02:46] Speaker B: What is the right price?
[00:02:47] Speaker A: What is the right price? We'll have to discuss that later. Not in front of the children.
[00:02:52] Speaker B: Okay, Got it, got it, got it. Not in front of the children. Is there a technique to, like, these?
[00:02:56] Speaker A: Yes. Oh, my God. Okay, so I have a total technique because I don't know about you, but I get, like, a little bit of, like, a scared bladder, so I have to take the guy into the bathroom by the toilet. And.
And I like to wear patent leather high heel shoes. Like Louboutins. Well, not just the height, but like, when people.
No, it's the aesthetics. Right. And so then when you, like, you start on the toilet, then you go on their face, right? And then you get some, like, on your patent leather shiny Louboutin shoes. And then you lock them in the bathroom. Well, first. Then you make them lick off your shoes. Right? And then you lock them in the bathroom and make them, like, clean the whole bathroom.
[00:03:40] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:41] Speaker A: That's so much fun. I love it.
[00:03:42] Speaker B: Oh, why didn't I think of that?
[00:03:43] Speaker A: I know. Hello.
Wear the shiny patent shoes. Always, always, always. It's like. Yeah, it's an aesthetic thing. Okay.
[00:03:50] Speaker B: I think we've given them enough gems, enough hints. Tell Brittany. Where do you want people to find you right now?
[00:03:56] Speaker A: Ninjas. BrittanyAndrews? B r I t t a n y andrews.com or, you know, my YouTube. I'm like, everywhere. Yeah, everywhere. Yes.
[00:04:07] Speaker B: Thank you so much. Always a pleasure.
[00:04:09] Speaker A: I just want to say I appreciate you and your. Your energy. Always so much fun. Thank you so much.
[00:04:18] Speaker B: You're welcome. And hey, this is Javi Mac with Kiss and Tell. With Javi back, go to hobbymaxshow.com to see more Hobby Mac Show.
