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[00:00:01] Speaker A: This is a good idea. All right. Okay. Hey, what's up? I'm Javi Mack. What's going on?
[00:00:06] Speaker B: Oh, I, you know, I'm. I'm here. We made it out. I feel like I need to be hip to hip with you. Should I come over the barrier?
[00:00:14] Speaker A: Why not? Hip to hip. I'm always down a little. Hip to hip.
[00:00:17] Speaker B: Yeah. We love the hip to hip action.
[00:00:19] Speaker A: I like that. You.
You're perfectly the size of this barrier.
[00:00:24] Speaker B: You have to be this tall to ride the ride.
[00:00:30] Speaker A: You gotta Same height right now.
[00:00:32] Speaker B: This tall. What, what, what? What? What height do you think I am without his.
[00:00:37] Speaker A: You might be like five, seven.
[00:00:39] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Yeah. Without heels. Goddamn.
[00:00:41] Speaker A: I'm doing the math, baby, right now.
[00:00:44] Speaker B: You know, I used to hate being so tall, and now I like. Now it's. It's. It's mother, you know, Mother.
[00:00:52] Speaker A: Because right now you're like five eleven.
[00:00:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm six foot, baby.
[00:00:56] Speaker A: You're six foot right now.
[00:00:57] Speaker B: Because anyone. Any guy who says they're five, 11 and six foot. Oh, yeah, that's a trick.
[00:01:01] Speaker A: Six one on T.
Okay, so I.
[00:01:05] Speaker B: Appreciate the hustle, you know.
[00:01:07] Speaker A: So what is. Have you ever lied about something on Tinder or social media or anything?
[00:01:11] Speaker B: Have I ever lied? No. My fault is I'm truthful to, like, a scary degree.
[00:01:18] Speaker A: Really.
[00:01:18] Speaker B: I, you know, I come from, like, a Jewish heritage and like, grandma's, like, you know, I don't know if people know about having a Jewish noni.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you got a Jewish. I was a Jewish camp counselor.
I know. At Cap Tawanda.
[00:01:34] Speaker B: Sorry, was I. That's super loud.
[00:01:36] Speaker A: You gotta put the kids to bed. Lila Tov. You know. Oh, yes.
[00:01:41] Speaker B: There'S that, like, international song, like, Good night.
[00:01:51] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know that one yet.
[00:01:53] Speaker B: But it ends on Lila Tov.
[00:01:55] Speaker A: Yeah. And I know, like, what.
Yeah.
Okay, so tell me about. Tell me about this scratch and sniff we got going on.
[00:02:07] Speaker B: Okay, so I'm running a special at the expo so you can scratch anywhere of your liking on my body and sniff.
So it only can be one part of my body, so you have to choose. Why is. I am.
[00:02:24] Speaker A: Well, can we look. Can we look around, like. Okay, so what are our options here?
[00:02:27] Speaker B: Anywhere?
Okay, I'll take off my shoes.
[00:02:30] Speaker A: If you want to scratch the feet, I suggest.
So the obvious answers would be like this. Like, where it says team Ski ski.
[00:02:39] Speaker B: I've been told.
[00:02:41] Speaker A: Okay, is there a team of skeet? Do we smell it? Butthole Is that.
[00:02:46] Speaker B: You can get the butthole.
[00:02:48] Speaker A: I think I Just wanna get it.
Yeah, True, true. She did. Got some cakes. You got the cake.
[00:02:53] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:54] Speaker A: I think I just want. I didn't want to do booty.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: Right there, baby. D1.
[00:02:59] Speaker A: Hey.
One, two.
Blue for the dude. Blue. Okay. Okay. I'm just gonna do home run.
[00:03:08] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:03:09] Speaker A: Left nipple.
[00:03:10] Speaker B: Left n.
I like. I was like, oh, what's the left side?
[00:03:14] Speaker A: I didn't eat left nipple.
[00:03:18] Speaker B: Ooh, wait, keep scratching.
[00:03:25] Speaker A: Smells glorious.
[00:03:26] Speaker B: Glorious.
[00:03:27] Speaker A: It's very, like. What are the notes?
[00:03:29] Speaker B: What notes are you.
[00:03:29] Speaker A: No, it's very cottony fresh.
[00:03:33] Speaker B: Ooh, okay.
[00:03:34] Speaker A: Yes, very. A hint of summer breeze.
[00:03:36] Speaker B: Ooh. Very organic. Very non. Non gmo.
[00:03:40] Speaker A: Yeah, non gmo. Okay, Tell us. A craz.
[00:03:43] Speaker B: You have.
[00:03:44] Speaker A: You have a lot of crazy stuff.
[00:03:45] Speaker B: I do. I'm going to tell you about the first time that I did pretty girls. I didn't know what pretty girls were. My first, like, main. It was actually with Team Skeep and pretty girls.
Should I. Could I. Should I explain? So pretty girls are like the photos that you take when you're about to commit the act, but it's to get guys excited about the action in the scene.
[00:04:11] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:04:12] Speaker B: And so you take stills and I open my legs and I just. I had a little toilet paper just hanging off the labia.
And I was like, I'm gonna die. He was like, hey, you might have a little. A little toilet paper. And I was like, of course I do. He's like, babe, don't worry. This happens all the time. And I was like, does it, though? I don't know.
I have adhd. I can't concentrate. I'm like, I'm peeing, but I'm thinking about, like, you know, that I want McDonald's or something. I'm like, on to the next thing. But he was so sweet. And then that's what made me realize. I'm like, oh, I'm home in this.
Oh, I'm home. Did that turn you. Did that turn you off a little bit?
[00:04:52] Speaker A: It's not turning me off. No, no. That would never turn me off.
[00:04:56] Speaker B: You're like, I would.
[00:04:57] Speaker A: I would be the one that'd be.
[00:04:58] Speaker B: Like, you take care of this area. I just was nervous and in my.
[00:05:02] Speaker A: Head and it just.
[00:05:03] Speaker B: So give me a break.
[00:05:04] Speaker A: I'd be the one that'd be like, you got a little. I would be like the photographer.
[00:05:07] Speaker B: Take it off with your teeth.
Fun. You know, it's for the story.
It's Charmin. So at least it's expensive cotton.
[00:05:18] Speaker A: Ok. Yeah.
[00:05:19] Speaker B: Like you said, you like cotton. I think it's a thing for you.
[00:05:22] Speaker A: You're very fresh.
That's good. So, okay, where do you want these viewers to find you? Find yourself.
[00:05:29] Speaker B: I am Kelfire. That's my performer name.
And it's kelfire.com. i'm. It's Kelfire. Across all media platforms.
[00:05:40] Speaker A: Yeah, there it is.
I'm Javi Mack. We're here at Kiss and Tell Podcast with Javi Mac. And check me [email protected]. love. Thank you so much. That was good.
[00:05:52] Speaker B: That was good.
[00:05:53] Speaker A: That was good.
[00:05:55] Speaker B: Willing to possibly eat the toilet paper off my labia.
[00:05:59] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[00:06:03] Speaker B: Get out of here.
[00:06:04] Speaker A: Get out of here.