Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: When you go home to your partner.
[00:00:01] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:00:02] Speaker A: What's that like?
[00:00:04] Speaker B: I mean, I have great sex at home. This is not a test, ladies.
[00:00:08] Speaker A: I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk the best.
Who can drop that ass. Hey, what's up? We're here at avn. I'm here with the tall, voluptuous, tattooed, the wild dominatrix, Rachel Rampage. Oh, my God. How are you doing?
[00:00:29] Speaker B: I'm very well, thank you.
[00:00:30] Speaker A: Yeah. The Jessica Rabbit. This is beautiful. What made you decide to go with this fit?
[00:00:36] Speaker B: Well, it was cosplay day at our booth. Yeah, I know. Let me just take over. So used to it. Let me just do all the work.
I bet you never hear that.
Anyways, I chose Jessica Rabbit just because I have red hair and huge boobs. And it goes very. Yeah, it just goes. Goes. Just goes well together, you know?
[00:01:00] Speaker A: That's good. That's good. I was mesmerized by the eyes.
I haven't even looked down there yet.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: Thank you. They're real.
[00:01:06] Speaker A: They're real. I believe that.
[00:01:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: And real teeth, too.
[00:01:11] Speaker B: Real teeth. No veneers.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: Holy crap.
[00:01:13] Speaker B: I had braces twice as in once as an adult. So they better be good.
[00:01:17] Speaker A: You're blessed.
[00:01:18] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:01:19] Speaker A: What's your favorite quality about yourself?
[00:01:20] Speaker B: I love my eyes.
[00:01:22] Speaker A: Your eyes?
[00:01:22] Speaker B: Yeah. I can really suck you in with my eyes.
[00:01:26] Speaker A: There's so much to say.
Yeah, there's so much to say.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: So much to suck.
[00:01:31] Speaker A: It's like, options of things to say.
[00:01:35] Speaker B: Totally.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: Call me and suck me in. I'm like, all right. Got me there.
[00:01:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:39] Speaker A: So you told me that you're a dominatrix.
Anything crazy, I mean, you're just saying, like, the craziness that comes. What? Tell me about a story about.
[00:01:48] Speaker B: I mean, a lot of what I do is really, really crazy. You know, needles through the dick. Needles through the balls.
I mean, sounding is always really fun. I just had a guy, like, last week, and I always find it really funny when, like, the sounds just like, oh. Slip from my fingertips and, like, go all the way down. And I'm just like, oh, okay. I better, like, lift you up at the taint and try and pop it back out your pee hole. But, you know, this guy was pretty chunky, and so I had to get him to, like, lean up so it, like, flopped out. Cause I couldn't find it with his taint. Cause he had so much flesh down there. Things like that are pretty fun.
[00:02:23] Speaker A: So for, like. I know what sounding is, but a lot of people don't know what sounding is. So you gotta explain to them. Like, sounding is like, all right. There's a lot of things that I will do. I feel like, compared to normal people, I'm pretty freaky. But when it comes to, like, dominatrix and stuff and people are explaining sounding, I'm like, yeah. I don't know if I'm a. I don't think I would ever get to that level where I would be putting something in my pee hole.
[00:02:49] Speaker B: So you don't have to. I'll do it for you.
[00:02:51] Speaker A: Oh, my God. So sounding. Putting a rod in someone's pee hole.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: Your urethra, right?
[00:02:58] Speaker A: Urethra.
[00:02:59] Speaker B: It goes down so far, it can, like, drop into your bladder.
[00:03:02] Speaker A: Oh, my God. How long is the longest?
[00:03:06] Speaker B: I mean, the ones that get lost sometimes, they're only about that long.
[00:03:09] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:03:12] Speaker B: You have to, like, push it back up. It's fine. It's very safe. And they're well lubed, so it's not like it's gonna hurt you. They should be well lubed.
[00:03:21] Speaker A: But it hurts. It does hurt, correct?
[00:03:23] Speaker B: I wouldn't know. I don't have a dick.
[00:03:25] Speaker A: But the guys that do this, they like the pain of it, right?
[00:03:28] Speaker B: No, you know what? It's more of a sensation thing, is what I'm told. It's more of, like, the ones that I do are not into it tearing or being too rough or anything like that. They just want it really lubed. They want the sensation of it, like, down their pee holes, and they like that. And also, you can get, like, higher gauge or, like, bigger gauges, so the stretches you out, you know? I don't know. It's just. What? I can't believe that this is my fucking life sometimes.
[00:03:58] Speaker A: So with the one that got. With the ones that get lost, do they just have gaping urethrals, like, gaping pee holes? Like, how does that work?
[00:04:05] Speaker B: No, it's not even that. It's just that, like, the rod was pretty short, and so sometimes, because I lubed them up so well, it just, like, slipped out of my finger and, like, fell down their pee hole. And I'm like, well, let me go fishing for that.
[00:04:17] Speaker A: That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Now, needles in the balls and dick, tell us about that.
[00:04:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, they're very skinny little needles. Some people like a lot of needle play. Some people really, really don't.
[00:04:30] Speaker A: That hurts. That hurts.
[00:04:34] Speaker B: It depends on your pain tolerance. Some people don't feel it at all. And they just like the artwork of it when it's done.
[00:04:41] Speaker A: What the hell?
[00:04:42] Speaker B: People feel it the whole time.
[00:04:44] Speaker A: Okay, so you do this. How did you even get into this?
[00:04:47] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. How did I get into it? I've been a feature dancer for, like, 10 years. 11 years almost. Now, everybody's always thought that I was a dom because I'm 510 without my heels. I'm 64 with my stripper heels on. Right. I'm staring a lot of dudes away. And then the ones that really kind of like it just assume that I'm a dom. Right? So I actually. I was mentored by Mistress Damizonia in Vancouver, Canada, and I work out of her dungeon. And, like, you're there now.
[00:05:18] Speaker A: You're in Vancouver?
[00:05:19] Speaker B: Yeah, Yeah, I am.
[00:05:20] Speaker A: Are you Canadian?
[00:05:21] Speaker B: I am.
[00:05:21] Speaker A: That's why he's so nice. Yeah, love Canadian.
[00:05:24] Speaker B: I'm. I'm paid to be mean. You're not paying me right now.
[00:05:27] Speaker A: Oh. But I feel like.
But I feel like even when you're dumb and you're, like, mean but nice, like, there needs to be a balance.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: I mean, I'm a bit of a bully, but I'm like. I'm a clown bully. So, like, I like jokes. I like to call your ass the Bermuda Triangle because shit gets lost in it. Like, I like that kind of stuff. I like. I like a bit of, like, brattiness.
Yeah.
[00:05:49] Speaker A: So since you do dom for your, you know, profession, what's your normal sex life like when you go home to your partner?
[00:05:59] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:05:59] Speaker A: What's that like?
[00:06:01] Speaker B: I mean, I have great sex at home.
[00:06:03] Speaker A: Are you.
[00:06:04] Speaker B: Are.
[00:06:04] Speaker A: You are. And then you become, like, a sub.
[00:06:07] Speaker B: I have great. No, you know what?
I love to use toys.
I.
I mean, my. I'm married.
[00:06:16] Speaker A: Nice.
[00:06:17] Speaker B: Very happily married.
My husband's so cute. When I was learning all of this, like, dom stuff, he was like, oh. You know, he's like, you can, like, test it out on me sometime. Like, sometimes. Like, I haven't tried everything. Maybe I would like it. And then I was showing him, like, photos and videos of the. That I was up to. He's like, nope, not.
[00:06:36] Speaker A: That's me. That's me.
[00:06:38] Speaker B: I have never put a needle through my husband's dick.
[00:06:40] Speaker A: Unfortunately, that's me. Now, do y'all swing or can you hook up with.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: No, we're monogamous.
[00:06:46] Speaker A: You're monogamous?
[00:06:47] Speaker B: We are. I mean, I fuck guys with a strap on, but I'm. I do, you know, clothed female, naked male scenarios, so.
[00:06:54] Speaker A: Dang. That's unfortunate.
[00:06:58] Speaker B: I mean, yeah, if you want to get fucked in the Ass. We can arrange that.
[00:07:01] Speaker A: No, this is not my dream, Rachel. This is not my dream. I had dreams, honey.
[00:07:07] Speaker B: I am a nightmare.
[00:07:09] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
Your husband's a lucky guy.
[00:07:13] Speaker B: Yeah, he's great. Yeah, he lets me get away with all this freaky shit. He's awesome.
[00:07:17] Speaker A: What if it was reversed? Let me. Let me put it. What if he wanted to do Dom stuff for females?
[00:07:21] Speaker B: I wish. I wish I could get him in the industry. I've been trying for years. Yeah, it's just not his thing.
[00:07:27] Speaker A: Yeah, vanilla, dude.
[00:07:30] Speaker B: No, not that vanilla, but like, it's not that. It's just he. He is a one woman man. That's.
[00:07:37] Speaker A: That's so sweet.
That's sweet. I'm like, picture. I'm like. Am I like. Cause I'm like polygamous, you know? But like, if I saw you on the street and I was like, maybe I'm a one woman man. Maybe I am.
[00:07:52] Speaker B: I mean, maybe, maybe. But yeah.
[00:07:55] Speaker A: How long have you been married?
[00:07:56] Speaker B: Four years.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: Congratulations.
[00:07:59] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:07:59] Speaker A: To go for a while.
So, okay.
[00:08:03] Speaker B: My husband, if that's what everyone's wondering, he will not let me in his asshole. I will continue to try, but he gets to be the man in the bedroom, whereas I'm the man in the dungeon.
[00:08:17] Speaker A: That's enough for today. I like that. So where can people find you? Where do you want them to find you?
[00:08:21] Speaker B: So I have loyal fans. Loyalfans.com Rachel Rampage My website is Rachel Rampage.com My X/ Twitter is achelrampage and my Instagram is therealrachelrampage. And I'm shadowbanned, so you guys got to type the whole ass thing in the whole thing.
[00:08:39] Speaker A: Hey, and I'm Javi Mac. Thanks for watching javimac.com Peace.
[00:08:44] Speaker B: This is not a test, ladies.
[00:08:47] Speaker A: I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk.