Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: He wanted me to, like, be an innkeeper, and, like, he's a weary traveler coming to my inn. This is not a test, ladies.
[00:00:12] Speaker B: I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk the best.
Who can drop that ass.
[00:00:19] Speaker C: Guys, it's Javimac here. I'm here with Emma. Magnolia.
[00:00:22] Speaker A: Hi.
[00:00:23] Speaker C: What's going. You're. This. You're. You're definitely the sharpest dressed outfit today. I think I'm bleeding from you just hugging me right now.
[00:00:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it was a very confrontational hug.
[00:00:33] Speaker C: Yeah, it's very controversial. Yeah, it's like pleasure and pain, right?
[00:00:36] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's the idea.
[00:00:37] Speaker C: That's the idea.
[00:00:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:00:38] Speaker C: I like it. So what are you nominated for today?
[00:00:41] Speaker A: I have. I'm nominated for best New Starlet.
[00:00:44] Speaker C: Nice.
[00:00:44] Speaker A: I'm really excited about. And then I have a couple of fan award nominations. One's for hottest newcomer, and one's for most amazing ass.
[00:00:52] Speaker C: Wait, can we turn around and see the. Oh, wow. Sensational. That. That is.
Oh, it is. Most amazing ass. Yes, yes. Highly recommended. Yes, yes, yes. So you're. You're here doing interviews as well at this abn. How was that? Well, what was the most shocking thing you found out during one of those interviews?
[00:01:16] Speaker A: I like asking girls how much money that they've made in a day. And this one girl told me that she made $80,000 in a day dancing at a club during the Super Bowl. I also was asking girls about custom content they've been asked to do, and multiple girls answered that they've been requested. A lot of bugs crushing and squishing videos.
[00:01:37] Speaker C: I heard that too.
[00:01:38] Speaker A: And then also girls, a lot of girls told me that they had multiple fans request them pie themselves in the face.
[00:01:45] Speaker C: That's pretty good. Have you ever done either one of those?
[00:01:48] Speaker A: No. I don't think that you could pay me enough to crush a bug.
[00:01:51] Speaker C: Really?
[00:01:52] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't think I would do that for any amount of money.
[00:01:55] Speaker C: Because it's PETA. Like, you respect the bugs or is it just like.
[00:01:58] Speaker A: It's not because it's PETA, but I do respect the bugs. Yeah, I respect the bugs. Yeah.
[00:02:03] Speaker C: And pie. And would you do the pie in the face?
[00:02:05] Speaker A: I would. I would do that one.
[00:02:06] Speaker C: What's your most crazy custom that you've done or been requested? What's the crazy one you done? And the craziest one that somebody requested where you're like, no, I draw the line.
[00:02:16] Speaker A: I got this request for one. This is so specific.
He wanted me to, like, be an innkeeper and, like, he's a weary traveler coming to my inn at the end of a long day. And I'm like, keep, you know, at the bar in my old timey wares as the innkeeper and, like, medieval times, basically. And he's asking to stay at the inn for a night. And so I go to check the rooms. I'm like, I'm sorry, we don't have any space at the inn tonight, but I have a place that you could say. And then I magically shrink him down to this size.
And he wanted me to use a gummy bear for, like, display. To display that it was him in my little. My grubby little paws. And then he wants me to. He wanted me to push him up into my asshole for a cozy room for the night. Yeah.
[00:03:10] Speaker C: That'S pretty good. That's pretty good. That's very specific.
[00:03:13] Speaker A: That's very specific.
[00:03:15] Speaker C: Wow. Yeah.
[00:03:16] Speaker A: That's why he needed to pay someone to do it. It wasn't me, though. I didn't do it.
[00:03:18] Speaker C: Oh, you didn't do it?
[00:03:19] Speaker A: I didn't do it.
[00:03:20] Speaker C: Well, there it is.
[00:03:21] Speaker A: It was more work than I wanted to do.
[00:03:23] Speaker C: That's pretty.
[00:03:23] Speaker A: I wasn't. I wasn't horny enough for me. I like customs that are, like, horny to me, you know?
[00:03:28] Speaker C: Fair enough.
[00:03:29] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:03:29] Speaker C: Where do you want people to find you now?
[00:03:32] Speaker A: Me? You can find my Instagram. It's the Emma Mag T H E E M M A M A G.
[00:03:38] Speaker C: Thank you so much. Always a pleasure seeing you.
[00:03:41] Speaker A: Always. This is not a test, ladies.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk.
