Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: The last time I saw Javi Mack, his penis was in my mouth. As a friend.
[00:00:03] Speaker B: This is not a test, ladies. I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk the best.
Who can drop that ass. All right, what's up? I'm Javi Mack. We're here at AVN with Kazumi. What's up?
[00:00:16] Speaker A: Hey, baby. What's going on?
[00:00:18] Speaker B: What's up? I'm dead. Ok. You're about to tell me a story.
[00:00:22] Speaker A: I'm about to say something. The last time I saw Javi Mac, his penis was in my mouth. As a friend.
[00:00:26] Speaker B: As a friend.
[00:00:26] Speaker A: As a friend. I don't know what possessed me to do it. It's like. It's like something inside me was like, you have to suck dick right now. But we were at a club or a bar.
[00:00:35] Speaker B: So at the club, we're in, like, the behind the scenes area. It became like, no, we're in a random attic. Like, private. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
[00:00:42] Speaker A: Attic of a club. You're not allowed to do this. Don't do this. You will go to jail. And I was just sucking everyone's cock that I could see.
[00:00:49] Speaker B: Right?
[00:00:49] Speaker A: Yeah, right.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: Well, I think what I did, I was like. I think you told me you were sucking people's cock in the other room. And I was like, whoa, Kazumi, would you like to suck my cock?
[00:00:57] Speaker A: You know what's crazy is we are just so platonic about it, and it was just a thing. It was a silly little thing.
[00:01:01] Speaker B: It was like, yes, as a friend. I was like, your cock? Yeah.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: If you're ever eating pussy in someone's basement, I'll be there.
[00:01:07] Speaker B: Really?
[00:01:08] Speaker A: You have to pay your dues, bro.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: You 68 me 68.
[00:01:11] Speaker A: You owe me some.
[00:01:12] Speaker B: I. I'll owe you some. I got you. I got you. You're, you know, you're like the only friend where I've come over your house and you're like, hey, watch me fuck some people. And I'm like, all right, I'm gonna.
[00:01:22] Speaker A: How many friends do you have that could do that? So.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: No, no, it's true. And probably the only friend that was like, that just randomly sucke.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. You don't have friends that suck your.
[00:01:33] Speaker B: Oh, oh, I should have more friends that suck my. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. So you're nominated this year. Tell me more.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Nominated for favorite female indie star. I'm also the host of tonight's show.
[00:01:46] Speaker B: Congratulations on me, bro. Oh, my God.
[00:01:48] Speaker A: Real.
[00:01:49] Speaker B: You always glowing up. You always growing up.
[00:01:52] Speaker A: It's crazy. I can't believe how much I win. It's awesome.
[00:01:54] Speaker B: You're always winning.
[00:01:55] Speaker A: Yeah. It's insane. I just. I just win all day, every day.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:01:59] Speaker A: I have amazing people in my life like you.
[00:02:01] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you so much. So where do you. Well, gotta tell. Tell me another story. Do you have any other stories? I mean, that was good. I mean, that might be the best.
[00:02:12] Speaker A: I'm not brave enough to launch that into the world.
[00:02:14] Speaker B: No, I don't care. You know, people can know that my has been.
I haven't.
[00:02:20] Speaker A: I've had kind of like a quiet year.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: Really?
[00:02:22] Speaker A: I mean, I've got a, like, gang bang for work, but that's, like, boring. There's no risk in that. I haven't. I have. I've been having, like, vanilla sex.
[00:02:29] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:02:29] Speaker A: I went to dick riding school.
[00:02:31] Speaker B: No way.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: I've been practicing my. My dick riding school skills.
[00:02:34] Speaker B: So tell me about that.
[00:02:36] Speaker A: I mean, it's all. And it's all in the motion. I thought it was about the size of the ass. It's about the. It's about the intention.
[00:02:42] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: You as in you watch me a guy?
[00:02:46] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:02:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:47] Speaker B: Damn it.
My mind went to good places.
[00:02:52] Speaker A: That's a good place to be.
[00:02:53] Speaker B: Oh, that is good.
[00:02:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, it is a good place. Come to my house.
[00:02:56] Speaker B: All right.
[00:02:56] Speaker A: And you can see my skills.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:58] Speaker A: On tv.
[00:02:59] Speaker B: Okay, again. My mind went to a good place.
[00:03:03] Speaker A: Darn scar.
[00:03:05] Speaker B: So tell everybody where you. Where they want. Where you want them to go to see your work.
[00:03:09] Speaker A: My only fans is Kazumi's World. Please jerk off to me. It helps me pay the bills. I love you.
[00:03:14] Speaker B: Yes. Thank you so much. Always a pleasure.
This is not a test, ladies. I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk.
