Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: So I've done some things with, like, having, like, my mouth sutured shut.
[00:00:04] Speaker B: Okay. Wow.
[00:00:06] Speaker A: Like, I'm gonna give you nightmares. This is not a test, ladies.
[00:00:11] Speaker B: I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk the best, who can drop that ass. Hey, guys, we're here at AVN 2024.
[00:00:20] Speaker A: I'm here with London River.
[00:00:23] Speaker B: What are you nominated for this year?
[00:00:24] Speaker A: I'm nominated for MILF performer of the year, and I'm nominated for most outrageous sex scene.
[00:00:29] Speaker B: And so tell us about that most outrageous sex scene.
[00:00:32] Speaker A: I got waterboarded and. And peed on. And I heard this before.
[00:00:37] Speaker B: Was this with T real? This is a T reel. How many people are getting waterboard and peed on?
[00:00:41] Speaker A: Only. Only. Only one person got waterboarded and peed on, but five people did the waterboarding.
[00:00:48] Speaker B: Oh, wow. How did you like that experience?
[00:00:50] Speaker A: It was fun. Well, it was. It was with a group of people that I like. So I. I mean, I like T reel and all of them.
[00:00:55] Speaker B: So it was that hard to get waterboard?
[00:00:57] Speaker A: Was it, like, not easy?
Like, it's not the easiest experience in the world, but. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:01:04] Speaker B: But you enjoyed it.
[00:01:05] Speaker A: Yeah, it was fun.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: It was fun.
[00:01:07] Speaker A: You know what was a little fun with friends, right?
[00:01:10] Speaker B: Fun with friends. Yeah. You know, get waterboarded with some friends.
[00:01:13] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. I'm like, oh, my friends are here. Why don't we try some waterboarding?
[00:01:17] Speaker B: Wow. There it is.
So what's another crazy experience you've had? That's pretty wild. So what else?
[00:01:25] Speaker A: Well, I mean, I've done a lot of BDSM scenes.
[00:01:27] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: So I've done some things with, like, having, like, my mouth sutured shut.
[00:01:32] Speaker B: Okay. Wow.
[00:01:34] Speaker A: Like, how I'm giving give you nightmares.
[00:01:36] Speaker B: I'm so sorry. You got.
[00:01:38] Speaker A: You asked for wild stories.
[00:01:41] Speaker B: How many sutures? Like, how the experience go?
[00:01:44] Speaker A: Like, it was like, three on each side.
[00:01:46] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Did that hurt?
[00:01:48] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, it hurt.
[00:01:50] Speaker B: Yeah, but you liked it?
[00:01:53] Speaker A: No, but I thought we should do.
[00:01:55] Speaker B: It when they said, hey, we're gonna suture your lips again.
[00:02:00] Speaker A: It was my idea. I was like, well, you know what? We should do something we haven't done before. And then we did it. And I was like, I don't need to do that again, but I'm glad we did, you know?
[00:02:09] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:02:09] Speaker A: More fun with friends.
[00:02:11] Speaker B: Wow, that's some wild stuff. How quickly did that heal up?
[00:02:15] Speaker A: Almost instantly.
[00:02:16] Speaker B: Really?
[00:02:16] Speaker A: Well, it's a tiny piercing, right? It's just a needle and thread.
[00:02:20] Speaker B: Wow, that seems like it hurts.
[00:02:22] Speaker A: It does.
[00:02:23] Speaker B: What. What else have you done? That hurts.
[00:02:28] Speaker A: I mean, that hurts.
[00:02:31] Speaker B: You're like, where do I begin? I'm like, where do I.
Where do I begin?
[00:02:36] Speaker A: I. We don't have time for all time. No, no. People are going to have to look that up.
[00:02:41] Speaker B: And where do you want them to look it up?
[00:02:42] Speaker A: Well, for. For that kind of. Well, you can look me up on Twitter. It's London Sea, River. Or you can go to londoncriver.com awesome.
[00:02:51] Speaker B: Thank you so much for your time. Appreciate it. Thank you.
[00:02:55] Speaker A: This is not a test, ladies.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk.
