Episode Transcript
[00:00:02] Speaker A: It could be a cat throwing up or it could be some sort of dick sucking situation.
[00:00:06] Speaker B: This is not a test, ladies. I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twerk the best.
Who can drop that ass. Come, come in. Oh, you're in the middle. Come, come, come closer, come closer. Okay, this is good. How's it going? We're here at avn.
[00:00:23] Speaker C: Fuck.
[00:00:23] Speaker B: Yeah. No, well, you know, we could. I just.
[00:00:26] Speaker A: We're doing some asmr.
[00:00:28] Speaker B: Yes, asmr.
That's the sound. What is that?
[00:00:34] Speaker A: It could be a cat throwing up or it could be some sort of dick sucking situation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually just like, lick, like, lick all my hairy parts and, you know, that's how I clean myself.
[00:00:45] Speaker B: Oh, nice. Yeah, because you got the tongue with the little, you know, things.
[00:00:48] Speaker A: Yeah, it's quite stimulating, I've heard.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: Oh, sensational. Nice. Is that true?
[00:00:53] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:00:54] Speaker B: Let's talk about this straight German porn.
[00:00:56] Speaker C: When you're. And all of a sudden there's a hair in your mouth and then you gotta find it off camera.
[00:01:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, Like May. It's between your teeth. You're flossing now. Whose hair is that?
[00:01:04] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:01:05] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:01:05] Speaker C: You're hoping it's the one you think it is, but you don't know.
[00:01:07] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Maybe it's the PA with long hair. Like, maybe some dude that's just like hair all over the damn place.
[00:01:12] Speaker C: Maybe it was the girl from the shoot before or the guy.
[00:01:13] Speaker A: Neither.
[00:01:14] Speaker C: Things I want to know about.
[00:01:15] Speaker A: It's true.
[00:01:15] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:01:15] Speaker A: Very true.
[00:01:16] Speaker B: Oh, my God. What are you nominated for this year?
[00:01:19] Speaker A: I'm just fan nominated because I didn't know you had to nominate yourself, so. But next year, hopefully I'll be special enough. But yeah, either way, I do a damn good job. So. Yeah, awards are cool, but like, you know.
[00:01:33] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. And you?
[00:01:36] Speaker C: I'm Best Male Performer, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor. A couple best sex scenes, Best group scene, Two VR scenes.
[00:01:43] Speaker A: I know.
[00:01:44] Speaker C: I was the stunt coordinator in Machine Gunner and the. A handful of other movies that I got all got nominated. It makes me feel bad. Keep doing this. Damn.
[00:01:53] Speaker B: It's just like.
It's like when you roll out the sheet, it just keeps going. It's like, Dang. What the hel.
[00:01:59] Speaker A: Let me. Let me bring out the list. Let me get my glasses on.
[00:02:02] Speaker C: Like, I work a lot. Okay. It's just. It's just because there's like, you gotta roll dice and I'm in most of them, so they're gonna nominate me. It's not cuz they want me.
[00:02:12] Speaker B: How many scenes have do you think you've done just since you've been in career?
[00:02:16] Speaker C: It's been eight or nine years, I'd say. I used to say it's over a thousand. It might be way more than that now.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: So. Over a thousand, you slut. Yeah. So how many people you think you had sex with?
[00:02:27] Speaker C: Well, like, so here's the thing. It's like if you ask a girl in this industry who. How many guys she's had sex with who are actually performers, the number is very low. Because you guys have sex with the same guys kind of over and over.
[00:02:37] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely.
[00:02:38] Speaker C: I have sex with a different girl every day. So the numbers, like it's a lot.
[00:02:44] Speaker B: Probably maybe like pushing 2000.
[00:02:47] Speaker C: It's because I was in triple digit before I got in porn. I was a swinger and shit. So I was like, yeah, yeah, you like that?
[00:02:53] Speaker A: Oh yeah.
[00:02:53] Speaker B: How many people have you had sex with?
Me.
[00:02:58] Speaker A: No, it's not. I was in a relationship for like six years for like most of my adult life.
[00:03:03] Speaker C: A sexy relationship.
[00:03:04] Speaker A: Oh no. He barely had sex with me. And then like I felt like. I felt so bad. I'm like, am I just. Am I just an animal? Like I can't live without sex. Damn. So. Well, now that I know that some people just have a lower sex tribe and that's okay and they just need other people to be in a relationship with. But I would say like 100, 150.
[00:03:27] Speaker C: I at least a 2 to 3.
[00:03:30] Speaker A: I mean, I don't keep count. Like I just have a good time.
[00:03:32] Speaker B: So I don't know why 150, I feel like that's low to be in the industry. How, how long have you been in the industry?
[00:03:39] Speaker A: For about like two and a half years. I didn't shoot for about a year because some. Some internal bullshit with some dude telling me what the fuck to do. Be like, no, sweetie, no.
[00:03:49] Speaker C: So, but just a heads up, she fucks like she's fudge. 5,000 people, man. She has got fucking skin.
[00:03:54] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:03:55] Speaker C: Oh my God.
[00:03:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I've heard from a lot of people. It's like, I don't know, like maybe I'm just like intuitively good at sex. I'm not really sure.
I just like worshiping the wieners and the men's bodies and the women's bodies. I like it all.
[00:04:08] Speaker B: What? Why does she stand out?
[00:04:10] Speaker C: She rubbed me down with oil for like 30 minutes one day and just touched my dick. It was so nice. So nice. Why does she stand out. Look at her.
[00:04:17] Speaker A: You should see me perform.
[00:04:19] Speaker B: Hey, where can people see you perform?
[00:04:21] Speaker A: On pornhub. On browsers. I'm contracted by browsers. So you can see a lot of my new scenes there. You can see me on OnlyFans for all my content scenes. But yeah, just Google my name. L, I, L, Y. Lily Lou. L, O, U. And I'm all the first results. So just take a look around, see what you like.
[00:04:40] Speaker B: Boom.
[00:04:41] Speaker C: You can Google the fuck out of Nathan Baronson and you'll find my shit. It's everywhere.
[00:04:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Football.
[00:04:49] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:04:52] Speaker B: Oh, wait, last question. Anything crazy that I've done recently?
[00:04:56] Speaker C: I lit my dick on fire.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: Wait, wait. What?
[00:04:58] Speaker A: You should see the video. It's.
[00:04:59] Speaker B: What'd you do? Wait, what'd you say? Say that again.
[00:05:03] Speaker A: Lit his penis on fire while it was hard.
[00:05:07] Speaker B: Okay, that's pretty crazy. Literally, his dick is on flames. You can't show the camera, but it's there.
It's crazy.
[00:05:17] Speaker A: We can all assume what it looks like. It is a hard penis with a flame on the tip of it. Just. Just the flames just flickering majestically on. On top of his. His direction. It's quite nice.
[00:05:28] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:05:29] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:29] Speaker B: Wow, wow, wow. Congratulation. Congratulations on that, my friend.
[00:05:32] Speaker C: I might be the only person in the world who's done. Has dick on fire hard for 12 seconds.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: Something to be very proud of.
[00:05:39] Speaker B: Wow. That's a lot of people.
[00:05:41] Speaker C: A lot of. But how many of them had their dick on fire for that long?
[00:05:45] Speaker A: Right? Right?
For me, I don't know. I won Brazer's house. You know, people like me, I won the popular vote. But are you gonna.
[00:05:53] Speaker B: Are you gonna light your nipples or pussy on fire?
[00:05:56] Speaker A: I mean, I would. That kind of sounds fun. I don't. I don't know. I'm not against it. I'm not against most things. I don't know. I think that's why I succeed as well.
[00:06:03] Speaker C: You're one phone call away.
[00:06:04] Speaker B: Boom.
[00:06:05] Speaker A: It's true. You aren't that far away.
[00:06:06] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm not.
[00:06:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:08] Speaker B: Make it happen.
[00:06:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Hell yeah. It has to happen. Now.
[00:06:11] Speaker C: Light my head on fire while I mean your ass.
[00:06:13] Speaker A: Oh, yes.
That would be so good. Excellent. Prime content.
[00:06:20] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:06:22] Speaker A: Microphone in your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just, like, licked your face. I'm sorry.
[00:06:28] Speaker B: Well, thank you for that. Appreciate it. It's pleasure seeing you.
[00:06:32] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. Thank you for having us.
[00:06:34] Speaker B: Definitely. This is not a test, ladies. I brought y'all here today so we can see who can twer.
