Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Like, I can go home and masturbate. Like, I can do my thing, but, like, if I see someone that wants to, I'm down.
[00:00:10] Speaker B: All right, no, no, we're just going to start. Ryan's talking about relationships. Just start with that.
[00:00:15] Speaker C: Yeah, we're talking about the constructs of relationships. And, like, me being 27, I'm, like, the youngest millennial and the oldest Gen Z. But my. My relationship boundaries landed in millennial, you know, and monogamy. And part of the reason why I, like, I'm in the porn scene interviewing porn stars. Like, I don't. I'm. I don't have to do that, you know? Like, I'm. I'm a very established music journalist, but, like, I want to get into, like, I want to get deeper into that, like, into the porn world to see, like, how. How much the constructs can bend around relationships, around love, around sex or intimacy. And so that's kind of why I do this. Like, I don't have to do this. This isn't part of my. You know, like, this isn't part of my career, you know? But, yeah, and so we were talking about the constructs of relationships, how people younger than me don't say boyfriend and girlfriend or even. Yeah. Or even partners sometimes. And, like, Mac and Max have been broken up for six months, and they're best friends, and they're just other people. And, like, when I met them, she's like, oh, we're broken up. And I'm like, oh, they must have freshly broken up. And I saw her today. I'm like, oh, they must have got back together. She's like, no, we're still broken up. We're fucking other people. We need to. We seem to go do our own thing, go to therapy, but we're best friends, and we're still family. And, like. But, yeah, we're. We're broken up. We're living completely separate lives. I'm like.
I was like, yo, I don't. I don't. I don't think I could do that, you know? And I want to put. I want to. I want to push myself to, like, you know, like, get rid of those constructs. You know what I mean?
[00:01:47] Speaker B: So. So. So I agree. So before you. So hold that thought before you dive in, introduce yourself. I'm Javi Mack. This is Ryan. Introduce yourself and then go. Go respond to that.
[00:01:59] Speaker A: Hi, I'm Mac, also known as Crunkmom on Instagram, but basically, once you date someone for so long and you get to know someone like the back of Your hand. I don't think I could ever not be friends with that person. No matter how bad it hurts to not love them. But I still do love them. It's just in a different way. And if true love does exist, we will connect and come back around. Because I really would put my all in for someone when I really fuck with them. And I really do fuck with them. But for now, the best thing for us is to grow separately and to focus on ourselves because I don't want to end up hating him in the next seven years and I want to keep loving him because he matters to me.
[00:02:48] Speaker C: I was in an eight year off and on relationship very similar to yours.
[00:02:54] Speaker A: We weren't off and on though. Like, we were solid for seven years and then I was just like, I gotta break up with you.
[00:02:59] Speaker C: And. And I think. Yeah, and I think it's because we needed to grow separately is why we're off and on.
[00:03:04] Speaker B: Wait, why did you need to break up.
[00:03:08] Speaker A: Personally? Because I. We.
[00:03:11] Speaker C: Wait, wait.
[00:03:11] Speaker A: We did a brand together?
[00:03:13] Speaker C: Yeah. Should we be.
[00:03:17] Speaker A: Oh, I'm fine talking about it. I'm fine talking about.
[00:03:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I like relationships.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: No, yeah, we did a. He started a brand and then I started working with him and then I started to realize that I feel like I'm behind the scenes in his brand because it's his. And like. But then I was relying on continuously paying my rent through doing that. And then once we moved to la, I started making my own money and realizing maybe we should be kind of separate for now. Just because he should focus on his work, I should focus on myself because I want him to be amazing. I love him so much and I want to be amazing. I want to be there for him when he's ready and he needs to be there for me when I'm ready and it's like very simple. And if it doesn't work out, we're still going to be besties. Like, that's my dude, you know?
[00:04:08] Speaker C: I am not texting my ex after this, you guys. I'm not texting my ex after this. This. No, this, this. The longest me and my ex have gone without talking since I was 18 years old.
It's been a year and a year and three months.
[00:04:24] Speaker A: Damn. No contact.
[00:04:26] Speaker C: Yeah, it's the longest you've gone.
[00:04:27] Speaker B: A year and three months.
This is. I recently. I recently got out of relationship.
[00:04:35] Speaker A: I'd be so done.
[00:04:38] Speaker B: I recently got out of relationship too. So it's like, ah, all this, it makes me want to try to be friends with my ex.
[00:04:44] Speaker C: What's up with your exes? What's your dating life like? You ever been in a long relationship? You ever. You ever. You ever given out lovings and.
[00:04:51] Speaker B: Yeah, of course, most of my relationships, like, I always, like, have somebody that's stable, you know, and really religion a.
[00:04:57] Speaker C: Main thing in like a whole ass. Year long relationship. Like, like years.
[00:05:00] Speaker B: Years. Years.
[00:05:02] Speaker C: I always got something. You didn't say I was, but I was elaborate. And you said I got some. I.
[00:05:07] Speaker B: No, no, no.
[00:05:08] Speaker C: I always got some. For sure.
[00:05:10] Speaker B: I'm elaborating. I was getting, like, a girl, you know, that's like, you know, m. Like, you know, girlfriend. You. You just said it like, millennials don't like to say, like, girl girlfriend type thing stuff, you know? But. Yeah, no, I'd. Three or was your long. Like three and a half years.
[00:05:30] Speaker C: Three and a half years. That's a long. That's a long whole isolation.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: Yeah, three and a half.
[00:05:35] Speaker C: How did it end, man? And how was it?
[00:05:38] Speaker B: So. So player.
[00:05:39] Speaker C: Now. Now you're a player.
[00:05:41] Speaker B: I'm not a player.
[00:05:42] Speaker C: Am I a player? Viewers know you're a player. Do y'all know.
[00:05:45] Speaker A: Do your viewers know he's a player?
[00:05:49] Speaker B: M. Do. Do you think. What do you think? Do you think I'm a player or what do you think?
[00:05:53] Speaker A: Well, I just met you, and I think you're not a player, but I think you're just like, a nice guy that has, like a. A great personality, which may come off as flirty, but you're just nice, you know?
[00:06:06] Speaker B: That's. That's. I completely agree with that. Because. What were you about to say?
[00:06:11] Speaker C: No, I. I agree. I agree with that, too. You're not like a play. I don't mean player, like, in a sense, like, you're like a boy. Not at all. Javi's not a boy at all. Not. Not one ounce of boy. Javi. Sweet ass dude.
But I've seen him work. I've seen him work. Yeah, yeah, he can work. He can work.
[00:06:27] Speaker A: He's not a boy. He's a boy that.
[00:06:30] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. And don't. Yeah, yeah. He's the type of girl you don't want to leave, you know? He's the type of guy you don't want to leave your girl around for too long.
[00:06:36] Speaker B: That's not true, dude. I. I would. I don't even mess with people's girl. There's really too many girls out here. Like, especially if we're cool, we're friends. But, like, I do really people, like, based on.
[00:06:47] Speaker C: I'm Saying because. I'm not saying because you steal his girl. I'm saying because like a girl will be like, damn, this fool's cooler than my boyfriend. That's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. Yeah. And I, I come. I'm kind of a little on the same.
[00:07:00] Speaker B: Oh, you're the same.
[00:07:01] Speaker C: We do this. That's why we can't interview porn stars is cuz we have like charismatic, friendly, friendly, like not. We're not, not threatening, like I'm not trying to. You energy. It's like, yeah. And that's why, that's why girls are comfortable around us.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that's true. It's like, it's more of like, it's more of like if we're vibe with somebody, it's like, huh, do you want to. And if they're like, yeah, all right. But if they're like, no, you're.
[00:07:28] Speaker C: Ah, all right, cool.
[00:07:30] Speaker B: I'm cool.
[00:07:31] Speaker C: I'm bad at making the first move because I know because I've been rejected. So I'm bad. I. Oh. Like I remember it's like a burn in my head. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, I'm really scared of rejection. So I'm really bad at making the first move. Move. I love when a girl makes the first move because I'm like, oh, good. Like I don't have to like face my demons. My inner child.
[00:07:49] Speaker A: I have to ask, so when someone rejects you, what is your answer to that? Or how do you respond?
[00:07:56] Speaker C: So my. I, I have like, I've only really been rejected twice in my life. They've both been in elevators.
[00:08:03] Speaker B: What?
[00:08:04] Speaker C: Not going down.
[00:08:05] Speaker A: It's going down.
[00:08:07] Speaker C: Hey, I, I think, I think elevators are like romantic, but. But the statistics have shown that they're not.
[00:08:16] Speaker B: So this girl, maybe the claustrophobic. They trap. They feel trapped when you're trying.
[00:08:21] Speaker C: Yeah, a girl might feel trapped.
[00:08:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:22] Speaker C: But I feel like it's like, okay, let me tell you why I think elevators are sexy. It's like a break from the world. It's like it's just me, you, and then the doors open into the world. So it's like I feel like we're just in this like quick space and then the second the doors open, we're back to normal. So it's like we could like leave for a little bit, step all the way out, you know, of the world. That. That's really how I feel. I think elevators are romantic. I. The girls don't think that. The girls that I've tried. No Just. Just the other. Just the other day. I mean, my problem was so, like, this girl, we're taking shots, she's like, I should have worn a bra with this, like, putting her jeans on. And I'm like, I'm like, oh, shit. Like, I'm gonna try and, like, kiss this girl right now. And I didn't. Like, I wasn't like. I just like, like, moved, like, close a little bit closer to her, and then she kind of like, like, moved her shoulder back. It wasn't anything crazy. It was just like. I was like, oh, okay, I'm not trying to like. And she's like, oh, my bad, my bad. It was 8:30. What the is wrong with me? Yo, it wasn't like. It was like, we had it. It's 8:30pm it's not the pre game with my dumbass. If I waited a couple hours.
8:30, my dumbass, my dumb ass. So I was like, all right, it's at 8:30.
[00:09:36] Speaker B: You're. You're committed. You're trying to lock in. You saw who, you wanted friends.
[00:09:41] Speaker C: She had big tits.
[00:09:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:42] Speaker B: Oh, man, she. She wanted your wee wee. But you, she's you.
[00:09:47] Speaker C: It was way too early in the night. 8:30. You're not trying to swing at 8:30.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: Trying to commit. She wasn't trying to commit at that point. 30, like, 1030 would have been 30% chance higher.
[00:09:59] Speaker C: I'm. I'm. I'm going after 11 from now on.
[00:10:01] Speaker A: It's got to be a 3:00am moment.
[00:10:03] Speaker B: Wow, you're at 3:00am No, 3:00am is like. That's like the last of the. Like, you're swinging for the fences.
[00:10:10] Speaker C: 3:00Am what are we doing tonight then?
[00:10:12] Speaker A: We're hanging out at 3:00am There it is.
[00:10:18] Speaker B: I love 3:00am no, because it's like.
[00:10:21] Speaker A: I feel like I leave my place at, like, 11. I see my friends, we're at the bar or the afters or wherever we're at, and then as soon as it turns two, we're kind of like, okay, what's going on?
And then whoever shows up, shows up. Whoever calls, calls. Then we go.
[00:10:40] Speaker C: Would you call yourself a woman about town? Do you get down a lot?
[00:10:46] Speaker A: I don't get down a lot, but it depends on the person.
[00:10:52] Speaker B: Does it? What? Does it depend on the person or depend on your mood? Like, what happened earlier that day?
[00:10:58] Speaker A: Both.
[00:11:02] Speaker B: What? So tell me, like, what's the thing? Like, what's this thing happens therefore I'm picking up a dude tonight.
[00:11:09] Speaker A: I'm just like, the horniest person in the world.
[00:11:11] Speaker C: So that's the opposite of what you just said?
[00:11:15] Speaker A: No, no. I'm the horniest person in the world, but I also have self control because, like, I can go home and masturbate. Like, I can do my thing, but, like, if I see someone that wants to fucking, I'm down.
[00:11:27] Speaker C: This is the homie.
[00:11:29] Speaker B: The homie.
[00:11:30] Speaker C: Yeah, homies would say the same. Yeah, my homies are saying the same. Yeah, but, like, a lot of my homies don't have self control.
[00:11:37] Speaker A: I just need something consensual and, like, hot and sexy. And if you're down to the bathroom, I'm down.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: Yeah, see, that's hot. The bathroom set. Yo, someone crazy.
[00:11:49] Speaker C: Tell me. Okay, tell me on the red carpet. You didn't get proposition to come a couple times. Because I definitely did. I definitely did.
[00:11:56] Speaker B: So I didn't get proposition on the record, but I got proposition hard. On the floor. It was crazy. Like, on the floor of the show. The avn. You're talking about avn. So on the floor, a girl came up to me and I'm at the Expo.
If it's the sun out, daytime before 8pm, it was like, at 6pm it was early as it was. No, no, the Expo closed at 6. It was like a 4pm it was midday.
[00:12:23] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:12:23] Speaker B: It was craz. Went up to me. Went up to me and was just like, hey, Javier, you're sexy as. Like, when are we gonna smash? Like, straight to the point. And I was just like, I don't. I don't know. I don't. I just wasn't about it. I'm like, I'm picky. I. I am picky. I'm picky. Like, there's like, I'm a picky dude. Like, it's just like, when there's a girl that, like, I'm vibing, like, she's super hot. I'm vibing. Like, the energy's there. I'm like, okay, cool. Like, all right, I get to. But, like, a girl's just like. She thinks she could smash me because she's hot. I'm just like, no, I don't know you like that. I don't know you.
[00:13:01] Speaker C: Like, that's why I shouldn't. That's why I shouldn't have fucking tried to. Yeah, no, that's. That's porn star shit. It's. That's porn star shit. You know, it's not all porn stars, but it's like, it's definitely. That's the type of shit that happened to. Actually, I'm on The red carpet. And story short, you were so hot. And I was like. I was like, for real? I was going to. I was. I was kind of. Really. I was like. I was like, well, I was. I wasn't. I wasn't trying, you know, I was just doing my job. And she said, you're so hot.
Yeah, exactly. I was like, oh. And I was. I was like, oh. She's like, random account. She's like, yeah, I'm gonna meet you in the bathroom. Straight. Grab my.
[00:13:37] Speaker B: She straight.
[00:13:38] Speaker C: Yeah. But yeah, yeah, yeah. On camera. Yeah. And I was like. I was like, whoa.
I was trying to find her all night, but I interviewed somebody. I interviewed so many girls that I forgot what she looked like.
[00:13:52] Speaker B: Was it.
[00:13:53] Speaker C: Who was it?
I'm making that. I'm about to make that happen.
She DM me. I haven't opened it yet.
I DM'd her a clip of us and a clip of me and her.
[00:14:08] Speaker B: Oh, okay.
[00:14:09] Speaker C: And, like, we might have to cut this. The clip. The clip is that we're talking about her ideal dick size. And she's like. She's like, I want to just, like, slides down my throat. I don't know how many inches. I guess we'll have to find out. Let's find out. And I was like, yeah, let's do it. And she's like. She's like, I'm serious. I'm eating the bathroom. Like, I, I. It was like some shit like that. And she got right. Yeah. And I was like, damn, this porn shit is kind of cool.
[00:14:33] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:14:34] Speaker C: Interviewing rappers sucks, dude. Rappers are lame.
[00:14:38] Speaker B: That never happened with interview rappers. That's never happened. And if it did, you wouldn't want it to. Yeah.
[00:14:44] Speaker C: You know, rapper ever did shit for me after I interviewed them.
[00:14:47] Speaker B: Proposition to suck your dick. That's up, man. That's just. That's just wrong.
[00:14:52] Speaker C: I was. Yeah, but the, the AVNs. The AVNs were just so boring. Everyone was turned off. I don't think anyone could have, like, met in the bathroom and at the AVNs talking about the show. The. The show was so boring. It, like, turned me off.
Like, I was like. I stopped. I stopped trying to have sex. I was like, I'm over it.
[00:15:10] Speaker B: You know what? Probably it is.
[00:15:12] Speaker C: You have two.
[00:15:13] Speaker B: I was. I was sleepy. We did, like, 50 interviews. No, no, we can. I wasn't turned. I was just, like, super tired after the red carpet.
So have you been. You've never been to avn, have you?
[00:15:25] Speaker A: My friends have.
[00:15:26] Speaker B: Okay, cool.
[00:15:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:27] Speaker B: So tell us about your of experience.
[00:15:29] Speaker A: And I Am on of. I don't know if I'm ready to disclose it.
[00:15:34] Speaker B: Okay, so should we cut that? Should we. Okay, we're. Cut it. All right. Make sure to cut the. She disclosed the of. What do you want to talk about? That's, like, off the.
[00:15:43] Speaker C: Off the record. Just so I know who I'm talking to.
[00:15:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:46] Speaker C: What will you know? Like, is this off the record?
[00:15:49] Speaker A: I. I do girl on girl.
I. I've done stuff with Max.
[00:15:56] Speaker B: What was Max. It was like.
[00:16:02] Speaker C: Your hair. All your hair is all in your face. She's secret.
[00:16:05] Speaker B: This is the most secret interview I've ever done.
[00:16:09] Speaker C: Okay. All right. Just. Good. Good to know. I mean, and. And that's not public.
[00:16:13] Speaker A: No, it's, like, private. But you can pay for it.
[00:16:16] Speaker C: No, but, like, people can't find it, though.
[00:16:18] Speaker A: Yeah, they can find it. It's in my Instagram bio.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: Oh, it's. It's there. It's there. I just, like.
[00:16:23] Speaker A: I just.
[00:16:23] Speaker C: I don't know.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: I, like, haven't really talked about it, like, online before.
[00:16:26] Speaker C: Too much then? No.
[00:16:27] Speaker B: Then, no. It's all good.
[00:16:29] Speaker C: Yeah. What do you want to lie about?
[00:16:31] Speaker A: Like, swimming with sharks or something?
[00:16:33] Speaker C: Swimming, sharks? No, I gotta think.
[00:16:36] Speaker B: Some viral.
[00:16:38] Speaker A: No, I could say that I got bit by a shark and, like, that's why I got a bbl.
[00:16:42] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:16:44] Speaker C: What the.
What?
[00:16:48] Speaker B: That was so random.
[00:16:49] Speaker C: I mean, like, a shark.
[00:16:51] Speaker A: Big m. Okay. What's something more random?
[00:16:54] Speaker C: No, I'm trying to think of something salacious, but not something too salacious.
Something interesting, but not too salacious. You know, like. And, like, your nails are so great. Dude, so jealous.
[00:17:05] Speaker B: Look at his nose.
[00:17:07] Speaker C: Look at his nails versus my nails.
[00:17:08] Speaker A: Mine are ass. Because I've been moving.
[00:17:11] Speaker C: Yo, he's got nicer nails than both of us.
[00:17:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I've been moving. I have, like, dirt and.
[00:17:15] Speaker C: Yeah, my shit's up, too.
You have my rocks on your nose. You also have my rocks in your pocket, too.
[00:17:21] Speaker A: I wish.
[00:17:23] Speaker B: Why not? Molly time.
[00:17:25] Speaker C: I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to make a call. You should.
[00:17:28] Speaker A: I would love to do something.
[00:17:30] Speaker C: I wanna. I want to party with you and Max.
[00:17:33] Speaker A: Yeah, you should.
[00:17:35] Speaker C: Yeah, I just. Yeah, I just want to, like. Because we. Because we. Yeah, because we party here, like, until.
[00:17:42] Speaker B: Let's wrap it up.
[00:17:44] Speaker C: All right.
[00:17:44] Speaker B: Hey, thanks for watching, guys. I'm Javi Mack. Javimac.com. i'm here with Mac Mac, Crunk, mom.
[00:17:53] Speaker C: And Ryan Lutes talking about our exes. God damn it. That's not. It's not.
Ian just talking about our exes. Oh, God. Sign out. Bye, guys.
[00:18:06] Speaker B: But I like that.
