4- Three Girls, One Mac (ft. Emily, Joci & Esther)

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Ton of fucking water. Put lemon in it and a fucking A Shit. I work out five days a week. I guess that helps. I don't know what the fuck I fuck a good bit, I guess. I don't know if that. Do I have abs? I don't know. I'll show a little. Little bit. Nothing. Nothing too crazy. Little bit. They're there, they're there, they're there. Y'all are all fit. Like. How old are y'all? [00:00:24] Speaker B: 21. [00:00:25] Speaker A: I'm 8. 21. 18. 18. Wow. That's legit. That's cool. Is that. Is that your seducing eyes or you the seducing guys? Okay, that's legit. That's funny. [00:00:41] Speaker B: I'm just with him. [00:00:43] Speaker A: That's funny. [00:00:43] Speaker C: What about my brother? [00:00:46] Speaker A: What about your brother? What. [00:00:48] Speaker C: What about Sam? [00:00:50] Speaker A: Sam. How many of your brothers are trying to hook up with Josie? [00:00:53] Speaker B: One. [00:00:54] Speaker A: Just one. Just Sam. That's legit. All right. [00:01:02] Speaker B: No. Start from the beginning. [00:01:03] Speaker A: Oh, how long has he been in a coma? [00:01:06] Speaker B: Since, like, right before Christmas. [00:01:08] Speaker A: Wow. I sort of hear that. That's crazy. [00:01:10] Speaker B: He still has his penis. [00:01:12] Speaker A: Oh, my God, Esther. [00:01:13] Speaker B: So I can use it again. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Oh, my God, Esther, you're such a freak. You would totally hop on the coma dick, wouldn't you? [00:01:22] Speaker C: You would if it was any other guy. But just because she likes him. [00:01:27] Speaker B: I would never like him in general. He's like. In general. [00:01:30] Speaker A: In general. Maybe that would be. [00:01:34] Speaker C: Actually, no, because that's not consensual. [00:01:36] Speaker A: Like low key. Like, okay, just. Just to put it out there. If there's any. If I'm ever in a coma and it's like, one, I'd let you have my dick. Like, let it be known. Okay. [00:01:46] Speaker C: Every guy has that mindset. [00:01:48] Speaker B: Like, what if he would just ask everybody, you know, Be like, if you were in a coma and I ever wanted to have sex with you, would you consent to it? Yeah. Because you're hot. [00:01:59] Speaker A: If it's consensual. Yeah. [00:02:01] Speaker C: No, because they'd be, like, dead asleep. [00:02:02] Speaker B: You'd have to do all the work. [00:02:04] Speaker A: Would you? [00:02:04] Speaker B: And he wouldn't get hard. [00:02:06] Speaker C: He wouldn't even get work for. And it wasn't. [00:02:08] Speaker A: It's no good. [00:02:09] Speaker C: It wasn't worth it at all. [00:02:10] Speaker A: It's okay. [00:02:12] Speaker B: In the hospital bed when he wakes up, though. [00:02:14] Speaker A: Yes. And then you're right. And then he's ready. And you're right. You're like, look, honey, you've been in a coma. I'm about to ride your dick. All right? He's like. He's like, Confused. But he's like, all right. You're like, all right. I don't know. All right, read this. I think it was the card. [00:02:36] Speaker B: I already read one. [00:02:37] Speaker A: Oh, you did read one. Jesse's. [00:02:38] Speaker C: Oh, this is kind of juicy. [00:02:40] Speaker A: Oh. [00:02:40] Speaker C: Have you ever cried after or during sex? [00:02:43] Speaker A: Damn. I have not. [00:02:45] Speaker C: I have. [00:02:46] Speaker A: Really? You have? [00:02:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:48] Speaker A: All right, tell the story. Tell the story. [00:02:50] Speaker B: Cancer. [00:02:50] Speaker A: So your cancer. You cry a lot. Okay. [00:02:53] Speaker C: But this specific moment was because I was in my great aunt's house that she died in, and I hadn't been in there, like, since she had passed. And I was. My neighbor. [00:03:04] Speaker B: Oh. [00:03:04] Speaker A: In her bed. [00:03:05] Speaker C: In the beginning, I didn't really even want to, but I was bored, so I was like, it. And then it was happening, and I was just like, this is awful. I feel like my Grade A watching me. What the are you doing? So I just started, like, tearing up. [00:03:19] Speaker B: A little, and I was just like, okay, I'm done. I'm done. [00:03:22] Speaker C: I'm gonna go now. And he, like, tried to walk me out to show me where the door is, and, like, I already know where it is. [00:03:28] Speaker A: Oh, wow. [00:03:28] Speaker C: I know my way around this house. [00:03:31] Speaker A: Dang, that's legit. [00:03:33] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:03:34] Speaker A: That is tears. Okay, Jesse, what about you? [00:03:37] Speaker B: Mine was just the last time I saw my ex, and it was like our goodbye sex. And I was truly in love with that dude, but he was leaving me for another girl. [00:03:48] Speaker A: Wow. [00:03:49] Speaker B: Yeah. The only guy she loved ever. [00:03:52] Speaker A: What? What was that conversation when he's like, oh, I'm leaving you for another girl? That's, like, some up. Yeah, well, at least he told you before y'all married. And. [00:04:01] Speaker B: And I just saw him, though, a couple months ago. [00:04:03] Speaker A: Oh. [00:04:03] Speaker B: We, like, hung out as friends. It's kind of chill. [00:04:05] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:04:06] Speaker B: But then he, like, started, like, he. [00:04:07] Speaker A: Wanted to hook up. Oh. [00:04:11] Speaker B: He's still with the other girl, even. [00:04:13] Speaker A: Though he was like, I'm about to. [00:04:14] Speaker B: Break up with her. And he was, like, saying, you wanted to take me to dinner and all this to talk to me. [00:04:19] Speaker A: Dang. How'd you feel about that? [00:04:22] Speaker B: I'd go back to him in an instant, but, like, I know it's not good. [00:04:26] Speaker A: Yeah. It's not healthy. Yeah. Damn. That's like, some real honest. Are you super honest? What? What's your sign? [00:04:33] Speaker B: I'm a Leo. [00:04:34] Speaker A: You're a Leo. Okay, Leo. Cancer. Okay. [00:04:37] Speaker B: Sagittarius. [00:04:38] Speaker A: Sagittarius. Sagittarius have good taste. Yeah, they do. Hey, so. Okay, so I dated a girl in the beginning of the quarantine, and she was a sag. The best taste ever. She like, literally helped me pick out all the fucking shit in the house. And thank you very much. And she used to bring me like these five star dinners and I'm just like, what the. I'm like, this is nice. You do that too. I love sages. Serious sages are amazing. I'm like, dang, I gotta date a sag. [00:05:14] Speaker B: I could never dat a sag. [00:05:16] Speaker A: Really. [00:05:17] Speaker C: I'm too wild, too free. [00:05:19] Speaker A: Too wild. [00:05:19] Speaker B: So wild. [00:05:20] Speaker C: They'll just do wild with you and then it won't. [00:05:22] Speaker A: It won't. It'll just go. Go off the cliff. [00:05:25] Speaker B: But she gets very fed up very quick. [00:05:27] Speaker A: Yeah. What are. What are. What's Libra, right? Or Leo. [00:05:31] Speaker B: Leo. [00:05:31] Speaker A: Leah. What? Leah's like. [00:05:36] Speaker B: Just wild, fun. Like loyal. [00:05:39] Speaker A: Loyal. Loyal is important. You see, you seem honest. Like, super honest. That's good. [00:05:46] Speaker B: I mean. I mean, it's my life. Like, what's there to hide? If it's happening, it's happening. [00:05:50] Speaker C: We're open books. [00:05:51] Speaker A: That's legit. Yeah. Okay, cool. I'm super honest too. I love being honest. Yeah. Where it's like Capricorn thing. Is it a Capricorn thing? [00:05:59] Speaker B: You showed kind of your Capricorn side. [00:06:02] Speaker A: Is that. Is that okay? Tell me more. What's more About Capricorn? Tell me why I'm interested. We want to know what's going on. [00:06:11] Speaker C: You can see through people's. [00:06:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I can. I can see through their. But, like, I'll accept it. I'll accept their. I'm like, okay, now I know who you are. [00:06:21] Speaker C: Talk to you about it. Like, you'll already know, but you're just, like, gonna wait. [00:06:25] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, say something. Oh, yeah, something. [00:06:28] Speaker B: Then you let it all go. [00:06:31] Speaker A: Yeah, like. Like, I know shit. And like, I'm not one to, like, really volunteer information, but if somebody asks me a question, I'll tell you the answer. But, like, that's Capricorn thing. Is that a Capricorn thing? Yeah. No, for sure. Yeah. Oh, whatever. Tomato tomorrow. Okay, so we got Sethish says, Hi, DJs from India. What's up, Kash Krishna? Hey, what's up, bro? All right, cool. And then what's his name? What's it? Ravi. Ravi says, hey, sexy ladies. Hey, what's up, Robby? Let's get it. All right, so who. Who here would have the best sexual chemistry with me? Based upon what evidence is that? Why is that? Why is that? [00:07:21] Speaker B: She vibes with you. [00:07:22] Speaker A: Just the vibe. [00:07:23] Speaker B: Oh, I was expecting his answer. Not y'all. [00:07:25] Speaker A: Oh, Is that my answer? No, it's. It's. Everyone has an answer. A drink. What? I mean, y. They know you best, so I guess that's what it is. That's what it is. Boom. Boom. That's easy. [00:07:38] Speaker B: All right, mine's Esther. [00:07:40] Speaker A: Oh, yep. [00:07:42] Speaker B: No, I've been vibing with her for a minute now. Esther, who would you fight first? [00:07:46] Speaker C: First. [00:07:51] Speaker A: Wow, this is like a long pause. You said, who would you first? I thought y already hooked up. You and Emma. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Almost. [00:08:00] Speaker C: A few times. [00:08:01] Speaker A: Almost, but not. Oh, wow. So basically hooked up with both of y'all. So Esther's deciding who she would hook up first with. [00:08:11] Speaker B: Sister. [00:08:11] Speaker A: With sisters. [00:08:13] Speaker B: Feeling like saying it. [00:08:15] Speaker A: Esther is decided. Emily. So wait, so Esther and Emily have made out. They've dated. They've never fully hooked up. [00:08:25] Speaker C: Almost a threesome. [00:08:26] Speaker A: Almost a threesome. Okay. Esther, have you. She touched her clip. Esther, have you. Have you ever made out with Josie? You have made out with both of them? That's the extent. Okay, so y'all live together. Y'all stay in the same bed together. Why have y'all never hooked up together? Why not? [00:08:46] Speaker B: We're just all best friends. [00:08:47] Speaker A: Like, too lazy. [00:08:49] Speaker C: I want to hook up with both of them, but that's also really, like, weird. [00:08:54] Speaker A: Okay. [00:08:54] Speaker C: I just want to give them both attention. [00:08:56] Speaker A: Okay. Okay, quick question. Would y'all hook up with Esther together at the same time? [00:09:07] Speaker C: No. [00:09:08] Speaker A: But y'all, if y'all didn't have to, like, touch each other and. Because it would be weird. [00:09:12] Speaker C: Yes. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Okay, fair enough. Just curious. I just. I. I. So I have a friend. This is a friend. This guy's crazy. Like, I think I'm crazy. Then he tells me a story. I'm like, you got me, bro. So this one, one day, he takes this girl back home, you know, this girl back home, and she's taking her back to her house, and they're about to hook up, and he's like, I know this house. I've been to this house before. And then the girl's mom comes out, and he's like, I. Her before. So he. He's the mom before. And the girl trying to up. And then he's like, what? So he, like, calms it. Like, he's like, calms everybody down. They start hanging out. They start drinking this the same night. They all have a threesome together. Crazy. And I'm like, whoa. And he's like, bro, I really hope. [00:10:06] Speaker C: She was her stepmom. [00:10:07] Speaker A: Real, real mom. Real mom. Real mom. [00:10:13] Speaker C: Well, her ex has her aunt and her sister. [00:10:17] Speaker A: Wait, what? Oh, okay, well, that. That's a little less strange, but it's still strange. Yeah, but how weird is that? Like, with the he said he's two moments daughter situate situation. He's had done it twice. [00:10:32] Speaker C: I don't even want to see my mom naked. [00:10:35] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:10:38] Speaker B: Oh, actually, I don't care to see my mom naked. Yeah, your mom, though, Our mom. [00:10:44] Speaker C: My mom just made it too weird when I was a kid, so I'm just like. [00:10:48] Speaker A: Wait, wait, why does your. Why does your mom make it so weird? [00:10:50] Speaker C: She just made it seem like such. [00:10:52] Speaker A: A big deal about, like naked nudity. Oh. [00:10:55] Speaker C: Just like always, cover me up. So I'm like, like anyone else. I don't care being naked around. Well, actually I don't care being naked around her too much, but I just don't want to see her naked. Like, I don't care, but I just don't want to see it. [00:11:08] Speaker A: That makes sense. I don't. I. I've never seen my mom naked, but I. I've seen my dad naked because it's like all. There's all. I would never want to see my. [00:11:18] Speaker C: Dad walked in when I shouldn't have. [00:11:21] Speaker B: I've seen my dead naked. Worst experience of my life. [00:11:24] Speaker A: It wasn't a big. I remember distinct. I don't know how young I was. Maybe I was super young, but I distinctly remember my dad walking around the house naked. And I don't. I think it was like he thought I was like, too young to remember, but I remember maybe because it was like we had all boys, you know, I'm saying, like, if my mom did it, maybe it'd be super weird, you know, But I don't know. I could have been. I could have been three, like, you know, three year olds don't remember shit. I remember weird story, Richard. Or maybe what it was. Looking for a weird but true story about an inappropriate boner. All my boners are appropriate. [00:12:12] Speaker B: I believe that's such a lie. [00:12:14] Speaker C: Is it accidentally gotten a boner in school or something? [00:12:19] Speaker A: And then I looked down, I was like, I'm proud of this boner. I'm just gonna keep it there. Just gonna walk. I've been. I've had boners in public and I'm just like, whatever. You could like tuck it in the underwear or whatever. It's no big deal. No one else has had a boner hair. So whatever. All right. Have you ever found yourself wearing somebody else's underwear? [00:12:45] Speaker B: I wear my ex's underwear. [00:12:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:48] Speaker B: My underwear. Other guys underwear. Because they're Just comfy. Yep. [00:12:53] Speaker A: Everybody's underwear. [00:12:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:54] Speaker C: Whatever clean underwear I can find. Yeah. [00:12:57] Speaker B: Never used. That's weird. [00:12:59] Speaker C: That's gross. [00:13:00] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't think I've ever wore anybody else's underwear. [00:13:03] Speaker B: My ex wore my underwear. [00:13:05] Speaker A: How was that so funny? [00:13:07] Speaker B: No, Nick. Well, Ben did too, but. Nick, I have a picture. [00:13:11] Speaker C: And his balls were like. [00:13:13] Speaker A: Is that camera running? [00:13:14] Speaker B: His balls were hanging out of the underwear. It was so funny. [00:13:18] Speaker A: His balls were hanging out of the underwear like a thong. [00:13:21] Speaker B: It was like a super small pair of underwear. It was so funny. [00:13:24] Speaker A: Hey, somebody says, good morning, sir. So I guess they're on the other side of the con of the world replying to Akbish. Read that. Can you read that? [00:13:41] Speaker B: Boom. Why does it have it twice? [00:13:44] Speaker A: Well, there it is. If you. [00:13:46] Speaker B: Twice the fun. [00:13:48] Speaker A: Michael, this is my friend Michael. You wanna answer? Somebody answer. [00:13:53] Speaker B: Hello? [00:13:53] Speaker C: Hey, Michael. [00:13:55] Speaker A: Oh, wait, wait. Let's put him on speaker. Hey, Michael. You're. You're live on our podcast. [00:14:00] Speaker B: Hey, Michael. [00:14:01] Speaker C: What's up? [00:14:02] Speaker A: Up. Awesome. What's up? I'm just looking for a code to get the gate. Oh, 1518. 15, 1804. 1418. Call me. [00:14:16] Speaker B: See you soon. [00:14:17] Speaker A: See you soon, Mike. All right, cool. All right. He's. They don't know where it is. If you can abstain from sex or masturbating for a full year. Oh, this is. This is. I'm letting him in the gate for a full year. You win $27,000 and a nice used car. Will you make it without sex and masturbation? [00:14:39] Speaker B: A full four years? [00:14:41] Speaker A: A full year. [00:14:43] Speaker B: 365 days. [00:14:45] Speaker A: No, I wouldn't do it. Yeah, I mean, it would. I would do it, but it'd have to be like, at least five figures range in the five figures range. 27,000. I'm like, that'd be a hot. [00:14:58] Speaker C: With having sex. [00:14:59] Speaker A: I wouldn't. I wouldn't make it. I would, like, I would definitely have a wet dream at some point in time. Would that count? Would that. If it's not intentional. [00:15:06] Speaker C: Like, you couldn't even masturbate. [00:15:08] Speaker A: I feel like if I. I look at a bush, like, five months in and just jizz. I'm like, does that count? Damn, did that count? [00:15:19] Speaker B: Do it, though. I feel like I could maybe. [00:15:25] Speaker C: And high and on. [00:15:26] Speaker B: Molly, if I'm blackout, you can't blame it on me. [00:15:31] Speaker A: What if Esther's seducing you? And she's like, am I worth 27,000? And she's like, Robin against you. [00:15:40] Speaker B: I'd give up five figures for that. [00:15:43] Speaker A: That's Such a good answer. That's so funny. I don't believe you. [00:15:52] Speaker B: I believe her. [00:15:53] Speaker A: You believe her? You don't believe her. Okay, this is yours. Try that one or this is yours. Either one. [00:16:00] Speaker C: Oh, God. This one with logging. [00:16:04] Speaker B: Describe your first time having sex, including every cringy detail. [00:16:07] Speaker A: Oh, wow. [00:16:08] Speaker C: Well, he slapped some lotion down there. [00:16:11] Speaker A: Some lotion? [00:16:12] Speaker C: Yeah, I wasn't turned on. [00:16:16] Speaker A: Oh. [00:16:17] Speaker B: Emily was giving a blowjob in the front seat. I was losing my virginity in the back seat. And I got beads from Mardi Gras and it was in a truck. You got the most hillbilly ugly ass dudes I've ever seen in my life. [00:16:29] Speaker A: Was it in Louisiana? Was it New Orleans? I'm like, I don't. Marty girl. Marty girl beats. I don't know. [00:16:36] Speaker B: Huh? [00:16:38] Speaker A: She said, why did. So why did you lose your virginity to these guys? [00:16:43] Speaker C: Alcohol. [00:16:44] Speaker B: Honestly? [00:16:44] Speaker A: Because you wanted to. [00:16:46] Speaker B: Competition. And she was like, you won't do it. You won't do it. And he was like, you won't do it. And I was like, you. I'm doing it. I don't give up for anything. [00:16:54] Speaker A: Was it good or horrible? [00:16:56] Speaker B: Terrible. [00:16:57] Speaker A: Damn terrible. I had a video of it, but that's legit. Not anymore. [00:17:02] Speaker B: It was on her old Snapchat. [00:17:04] Speaker A: All right, Esther, what about you? [00:17:07] Speaker C: It was in my basement on a mattress on the floor with this tall ass Mexican I just met. [00:17:14] Speaker A: Wow. [00:17:15] Speaker C: Dick was tiny. [00:17:17] Speaker A: Oh, his dick was tiny. [00:17:18] Speaker C: It was so tiny. [00:17:19] Speaker A: So a good first time dick. [00:17:20] Speaker C: I was honestly really glad it was small. It didn't. It didn't even break my hymen. [00:17:25] Speaker A: Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. [00:17:27] Speaker B: It was like three times after. Till my H was broken. [00:17:30] Speaker A: Really? [00:17:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:31] Speaker A: That's legit. [00:17:31] Speaker C: I'm hurt like crazy because this is a black guy and his dick was a lot bigger. It couldn't go in. [00:17:40] Speaker A: Shout out to all the black guys with the big dicks. Okay. Breaking chicks, hymens. All right, that's crazy. That's legit. [00:17:47] Speaker C: And afterwards he said, I love you. And I just said, bye. [00:17:50] Speaker A: And you said, bye. You never talked to him again. [00:17:52] Speaker B: I love you. [00:17:53] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:17:54] Speaker C: Love you. [00:17:54] Speaker A: Bye. [00:17:54] Speaker C: And I was like, bye. [00:17:57] Speaker A: You said. Did you. You just walked out? Like, what was this? This seems like the most weirdest interaction ever. What the was. How did you meet this guy? Snapchat. And you. You. You him right off of Snapchat? Like, you just. [00:18:13] Speaker C: I mean, we talked for like a few months. [00:18:15] Speaker A: Oh, that's legit. Oh, okay. [00:18:18] Speaker B: Fingering me. [00:18:18] Speaker C: And I was like, oh, that's what. [00:18:19] Speaker A: That'S like, oh, wow. And then you. Okay. And you just never talked again. Well, okay. [00:18:27] Speaker C: He actually ghosted me and tried to my neighbor. [00:18:30] Speaker A: What? Would you have him again at the time? [00:18:34] Speaker C: Yes. Now? Definitely not. [00:18:36] Speaker A: Why definitely not? [00:18:38] Speaker C: Because I was just so much younger then and didn't know anything. [00:18:42] Speaker A: You didn't know any better. That's legit. [00:18:45] Speaker C: And now I've gotten to know a better. [00:18:47] Speaker A: Listen, Jet, I. So my first time, it's so. I used to be a big nerd. Like, I was, like, Student council president. I was Beta Club vice president at the State. So I went to my A convention. A Beta Club convention. Yeah. So super nerdy. Super. Like, the State Beta Club convention. And I met this girl. It was like the last night of the convention. And I met this girl at the stairwell. And we were talking, and I was like, this girl is really hot. Like, you know, I was like, shit. So I'm like, hey, where do y'all stay? It was like a groove of them and, like, me and my buddy. And she was like, I stay right there. And I was like, I stay right next door to you. I was like, it was crazy. So then we went to their place and we hung out, and we were freaking out because there was knocking on their doors and shit. They had alcohol and shit. And then we had to go back to her room. We came back. I had to sneak back in the room. And then we had sex on her middle of her floor. And all her other roommates were in the room. I think they weren't awake. I don't know. I think they weren't awake, but maybe they were. Maybe they were enjoying the show. I don't know. You think they're awake? They were awake. They were awake, weren't they? They were awake. They were watching me because we hopped in the shower before that. Yeah, true. Dang. Dang. I guess the first time I had sex, they were watching. Who knew? This whole time, Emily's sex were with. [00:20:20] Speaker B: Gavin, I was awake. And then they finally moved to another bed. [00:20:24] Speaker A: Really? [00:20:24] Speaker C: Whose bed did y'all move to? [00:20:26] Speaker B: Andrea. Oh, yeah. That, too. Andre. [00:20:30] Speaker A: Andrea. [00:20:31] Speaker B: The vibrating bed. [00:20:33] Speaker A: The vibrating bed. [00:20:34] Speaker C: Action. [00:20:35] Speaker A: Was it good? [00:20:36] Speaker C: It was amazing. It's a Molly. [00:20:38] Speaker A: Oh, damn. On my. Y'all, do you have Molly now? [00:20:45] Speaker B: Oh, wait, we do have ecstasy. [00:20:48] Speaker A: Ecstasy. You know, I've never done drugs anymore. I'm so pure. I've never done. Yeah. Such a bad influence. [00:20:58] Speaker C: Start off with weed. [00:20:59] Speaker A: Start off with weed. Is that the progression? Yeah. Okay. [00:21:02] Speaker B: Do fucking Molly. The. The. [00:21:03] Speaker A: She said just. And then aan. And Then mix. What is. What does Lil Wayne do? What does he do? [00:21:14] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:21:15] Speaker A: You know. You know, the cups, the lean. Yeah, yeah, lean. Have y done lean? You never done lean? [00:21:21] Speaker B: Never done lean. [00:21:23] Speaker A: I heard so good. [00:21:24] Speaker C: I like spilt it all over the table. [00:21:27] Speaker A: Hey, come in. Hey, Dyon, can you let Michael. Michael in? I think he's here, right? You're here, right? [00:21:32] Speaker B: He's trying to enjoy his sandwich. [00:21:35] Speaker A: 4, 415. [00:21:38] Speaker B: 415. [00:21:40] Speaker A: 415. All right, cool. All right, cool. All right, bet. Okay, cool. So let's do another card. And then Mike comes in. We'll throw Mike in here and then we'll wrap it up. All right. You wanna last round? Last round. [00:21:58] Speaker C: What way did it take for you. [00:21:59] Speaker B: To sleep with someone you're not physically attracted to? [00:22:01] Speaker A: Nothing really. I've slept with girls that I haven't been attracted to. [00:22:05] Speaker B: Why? [00:22:06] Speaker A: Cuz they. This one girl smells so good. I was like, damn. You don't look at. But I want to. Your smell like k. He smell really good. The smell. I'm like, lots of damn. [00:22:23] Speaker B: Lots of money. [00:22:24] Speaker A: Lots of alcohol. Lots. [00:22:25] Speaker B: Wasn't bad. [00:22:26] Speaker A: It wasn't bad. I would totally do it again. Yeah, I never get that at all. [00:22:31] Speaker B: If someone offered you $20,000, you wouldn't have sex with him no matter the time limit. Even if it was like 10 seconds, you're a cap and a half. I would do that. [00:22:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:41] Speaker A: If it was 10 seconds. You wrap it. Hey, let Mike. Can you let Mike in? We're gonna. So. Hey, guys, we got Mike. So Mike Revelle is going to hop on this podcast. He's going to end us out as soon as he comes through the door. This is Big Mike. Big Mike White Mike. However you want to. However you want to present Mike. Always. [00:23:03] Speaker C: Big Mike. [00:23:04] Speaker A: Big Mike. Hey, what's up? All right, well, answer some questions. Hey, Mike, get in this podcast. Come on. Come on. Hop over here, bro. Hey, Mike. Mike is one of the smartest people I know. He is a wizard. He works at, you know, some of the. He. He. You technically work for, like the second richest guy in the world, right? Technically. More or less. You guys. Hey, hop in this. We're about to end the podcast. You have it. Hop in. Okay, okay. All right. We'll answer a few more questions before he hops in. All right, who is the last person, besides your partner or your kids, whose junk you've seen a dick on? Something really unsolicited dick pic. [00:23:51] Speaker C: I just send them randomly. And you're like, oh, just not me. Oh, dick. [00:23:54] Speaker B: Yep. [00:23:55] Speaker A: That's ridiculous. [00:23:57] Speaker B: So many guys do it. [00:23:58] Speaker A: How do you feel about that? Have you ever got. Have you ever got a dick pic where you're like, wow, I'm glad I got that dick pic? [00:24:04] Speaker C: I mean, yeah, a few times. If it's someone that I've been, like, talking to, then I'm like, let me see your dick. But if it's just some random guy that I don't know at all or. [00:24:17] Speaker A: Even talk with, oh, my God. We're gonna end the show. Oh, okay. Apparently, I have a present. Okay. Okay. Wow. Who knew? Okay, I have a present, guys. Hey, thanks, Mike. Appreciate. Okay, cool. Let's open this up. I have really hard, healthy nails. It's a lot of vitamin C. Vitamin D. Wow. Okay. Okay. I think I know what this is. Thanks for sending me. I'm excited. [00:24:44] Speaker C: What is it? [00:24:45] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, I became a lord. I became a lord. Mike bought me some land in Ireland. Thanks, Mike. Scotland. Scotland. I'm Scottish too. That helps. Yes. So I'm a lord. So y'all can call me Lord Javi. [00:25:02] Speaker C: Lord Javi. [00:25:02] Speaker A: Lord Javi. Yeah. Apparently, if you own land in Scotland, then you're a lord, technically. Yeah. Thank you for my lordship. Thanks. Bye. All right, cool. That's. Wait, Whatever. I missed something, but it sounds like it was good. All right. Hey, thanks, guys. Appreciate. Thanks for checking in, guys. Appreciate it. Hey, this. I'm Javi Mac. You can find me at Hobby Mac show on Prem. Pretty much any platform, and we're living the dream. This is a nice podcast. I'm here with my friends. Sign off. Tell. Tell us where. Where they can find you. Tell them again. [00:25:45] Speaker B: I'm Josie, and I'm on Instagram @Josie Wiley. I'm Emily. I'm on Instagram as Brook7 Brooke. Underscore7. [00:25:54] Speaker C: Brook with an E. Okay. I'm Esther at. Esther David. Oh, Esther Dot Davis. She did it again. What? [00:26:01] Speaker B: Oh, I up. [00:26:05] Speaker A: Oh. What? Oh. Oh, okay. And one last. One last vibrator pump. She has. She has a vibrator on her that we are controlling right now. Hey, thanks, guys, for checking in. Love you. Bye. I appreciate it, guys.