5- Playboy Bunny Disrespects Drake (ft. Mary Michael)

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[00:01:11] Speaker A: Yes. [00:01:13] Speaker B: Yeah. March and May. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Nice. [00:01:16] Speaker B: M months were good for me. [00:01:17] Speaker A: The M months. [00:01:18] Speaker B: And yeah, I was a dancer for Professional. [00:01:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:23] Speaker B: Stuff for Maxim. [00:01:25] Speaker A: So, yeah, that's legit. [00:01:26] Speaker B: It's been fun. [00:01:27] Speaker A: That's cool. How was that journey? How was that doing all that? [00:01:29] Speaker B: It was good. You know, I was actually thinking about that right before we started. And I start. My first photo shoot was with. For a calendar for my NBA team I was dancing for. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Right, right. [00:01:43] Speaker B: And that was in 2014. And by 2018, I was on the COVID of Playboy. You. You know. [00:01:55] Speaker A: We'Re having. We're having our. Moving over a little bit. Okay, sorry. Cool. [00:01:58] Speaker B: So anyways, so, yeah, it's. Anything's possible. [00:02:02] Speaker A: Anything's possible. That's dope. That's cool. Did you ever imagine that you'd take that journey? [00:02:08] Speaker B: You know, since I was a little girl, this is an odd dream, but I always, like, was oddly interested in Playboy. [00:02:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:16] Speaker B: Like, had the Playboy necklace in high school and stuff like that. And, you know, I just. I'm topless. I didn't do full nudity, even though I could have gotten paid to do more. [00:02:31] Speaker A: How much more do they pay for the food? Nudity? [00:02:32] Speaker B: Oh, a lot. [00:02:33] Speaker A: A lot more. Like three times as much more. [00:02:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:37] Speaker A: Can you say how much you got paid for just topless? [00:02:40] Speaker B: I'm not allowed to. [00:02:41] Speaker A: Oh, really? They make you sign NDA. Oh, that's legit. Okay. [00:02:45] Speaker B: Kind of. [00:02:46] Speaker A: Kind of. [00:02:46] Speaker B: It's a long story. [00:02:47] Speaker A: It's a long story. I got it. Yeah, I get it. I get it. [00:02:49] Speaker B: Did I make good money? Yes. And I have made more money. Yes. [00:02:53] Speaker A: What? So why did you decide not to do the bottomless? [00:02:56] Speaker B: Because, well, boobs are boobs. Like, boobs. And everyone has nipples, right? Exactly. In the U.S. do people make a weird, you know, thing about it? [00:03:04] Speaker A: Right. [00:03:04] Speaker B: The vagine is like, mm. Like, maybe I don't want my kids to see that one day. [00:03:10] Speaker A: Right? [00:03:11] Speaker B: I don't know. I have said I wanted to do Playboy again before I turn 30. Or when I'm 30, right? [00:03:16] Speaker A: So. [00:03:16] Speaker B: Might change my mind. [00:03:18] Speaker A: You might change it. Might change it. Who knows? Who knows? So when I was so. I. I used to read Playboy and watch and read the magazines and all that. I loved it all. It was amazing. And my favorite. One of my favorite basketball players, if not my favorite, is Dennis Rodman. And they did a whole suite on him. [00:03:36] Speaker B: Do people ever tell you, like, resemble Dennis Rodman? [00:03:39] Speaker A: I've never gotten that. But that's. That's a compliment to me. He's kind of. He's got a vibe. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Not like. It's like, the eyes. [00:03:47] Speaker A: It's the eyes. [00:03:49] Speaker B: I mean, he. I don't know. I take it back. I'm not really sure. [00:03:52] Speaker A: Take it back. You're not sure? I'm not really sure. Maybe. Maybe I'll do, like, an article on Playboy, something sometime. That'd be dope. So anyway, we're here. We're playing this game. It's called True for Drink. So what we're doing is we each pick up a card, or I pick up a card, you pick up a card, ask the questions on the card, and if you don't want to answer them, then you drink. Or you can just answer them, or you can drink anytime. I have to answer everything. [00:04:18] Speaker B: Perfect. [00:04:19] Speaker A: Boom. So do you want to. I mean, you're first. Go ahead, your honor. [00:04:23] Speaker B: Ladies first. [00:04:23] Speaker A: Ladies first. Why not? [00:04:25] Speaker B: Okay. [00:04:26] Speaker A: Okay. What do we got here? [00:04:28] Speaker B: Have you ever been injured while having sex? [00:04:31] Speaker A: I have not been injured while having. I mean, I've caught a cramp. I mean, I feel like everybody catches a cramp at some point in time. And it's like, you make that decision, like, am I gonna just have sex through this cramp while we, like. Excuse me. I think we need to stop for a second. But, yeah, that's the most. Have you? [00:04:52] Speaker B: I have. [00:04:52] Speaker A: What happened? [00:04:53] Speaker B: It's just so not sexy. [00:04:55] Speaker A: What happened? [00:04:57] Speaker B: I literally. So I was a professional cheerleader or, you know, and I. Before that, I was a competitive cheerleader, so I did a lot of tumbling and stuff. Like, that my knees and my joints just all the time I was, you know, hitting them on the basketball court, and so I've bad knees and. Yeah. Just completely disjointed my knee one time. [00:05:19] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Did you have to go to the hospital? [00:05:22] Speaker B: No, we popped it back in. It was horrible. [00:05:27] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:05:28] Speaker B: Horrible. Ruined the moment. Absolutely. [00:05:30] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:05:32] Speaker B: It was horrible. Not sexy at all. [00:05:34] Speaker A: Not sexy. Dang. [00:05:35] Speaker B: She broke up shortly after. [00:05:37] Speaker A: Did that ruin the whole relationship? [00:05:39] Speaker B: It ruined everything. [00:05:40] Speaker A: It ruined everything. Oh, my God. That sucks. Well, there it is. We're just gonna do the A's. I think we should do the A's. Just the top. There's many. [00:05:48] Speaker B: I was gonna drink just cause. [00:05:50] Speaker A: Yeah, why not? Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. All right. List all the explicit drugs you've tried. What more would you like to try? No, no, for me, I've never tried any drugs. Anything good for you? I've never done weed or. I don't even drink anymore. I'm so pure. [00:06:10] Speaker B: I'm like, you are such a pure. So I guess everybody knows what your vice is. [00:06:14] Speaker A: What? Sex. [00:06:16] Speaker B: Clearly. [00:06:16] Speaker A: Clearly. Is that good? Yeah. Okay, you caught me there. You caught me there. Everybody has to have a vice, right? Yeah, that's definitely my vice. [00:06:24] Speaker B: I'll drink for that one. [00:06:25] Speaker A: Yes. [00:06:25] Speaker B: Because I've never done drugs. [00:06:27] Speaker A: Oh, what? You've never done drugs? Is that what you said? [00:06:32] Speaker B: I'm not gonna answer this question. I'm not gonna answer this question on YouTube. [00:06:37] Speaker A: Got it. [00:06:39] Speaker B: Have you ever paid for porn? If so how much money is in your Spanish spank bank budget? [00:06:45] Speaker A: Wow. Spank bank budget. Okay, so I have never paid. I mean. Okay, so the things I've paid. I paid. Magazines, like, back in the day, when you go to the gas station, you're like, old school. Old school. That was like, I remember distinctly, like, I think turning 18, and I was like, dude, totally gonna get a porn magazine now from the gas station, you know? [00:07:07] Speaker B: A porn magazine? [00:07:08] Speaker A: Yes. As far as any other paying for porn, the only thing I've ever paid for that I can remember that I think is Only Fans. I've subscribed to Only Fans accounts. [00:07:18] Speaker B: Can I look? [00:07:19] Speaker A: Yeah, 100%. [00:07:20] Speaker B: I want to look. [00:07:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Like right now. [00:07:23] Speaker B: I mean, yeah, maybe. [00:07:25] Speaker A: Yeah. No, for sure. Yeah. [00:07:27] Speaker B: I've, like, wanted to. I just want to see because I'm like, I have a bunch of friends on Only Fans and I'm like, is it weird that I want to ask them? Like, I kind of want to see. [00:07:36] Speaker A: So I feel like, for me. So I have a Bunch of friends. I supported my friends. I'm like, okay, cool, I'm totally going to subscribe. And I'm like, okay, cool. I'm going to see you naked now as well, you know. And then also I'm like, I was looking into seeing what that strategy was to, like, you know, not do it myself. Not like I'm not gonna do nudes, but like, sometimes I have people on my show that, like, you know, we're doing like. Like they're doing topless or like, I wanna help out. You know, some people like girls that have pages and I wanna educate myself. Like, I. Okay, this is what I wanna do. This is what I wanna do. Potentially, I might get a really nice house and have an only fans house, you know, with a bunch of girls. Five bedrooms, four of those rooms. You know that girls with only that. [00:08:24] Speaker B: Shit on Airbnb, right? Hashtag Atlanta only. [00:08:29] Speaker A: Right? Hashtag. Come to the only fans house you can buy a room to. Only Premium price only. [00:08:36] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:08:37] Speaker A: For sure. [00:08:38] Speaker B: You're onto something. [00:08:39] Speaker A: I am on to something. I think that's the move. So I gotta do my research. [00:08:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:08:43] Speaker A: You know. [00:08:43] Speaker B: You know, it's a business expense. You can write it out. [00:08:45] Speaker A: Oh, I totally. I think I write that out. I'm pretty sure I do. You should write it out. It's 100% research. [00:08:52] Speaker B: Perfect. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Perfect. Tell that to my bookkeeper. Yeah. All right. There you go. You go. [00:08:57] Speaker B: Oh, my. It's your turn. [00:08:58] Speaker A: Oh, it is? Is it my turn? [00:09:00] Speaker B: Yes. [00:09:00] Speaker A: What? Have you ever paid for porn? No way. Girls don't pay for porn. [00:09:03] Speaker B: No, no. The closest thing I've ever done is been to the strip club and spent money. Girls don't pay for porn. [00:09:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I've done that before. [00:09:11] Speaker B: I am your porn. [00:09:13] Speaker A: True. [00:09:13] Speaker B: I don't pay for. [00:09:15] Speaker A: I'm not a big. Yeah, no. Yeah. It's like, it's free. The Internet was made for porn. It's free everywhere. All right. How would you describe your nipples to a blind person? That's a good one. That's so good. Oh, my God. [00:09:36] Speaker B: I'm going to answer it because I don't want to drink. [00:09:39] Speaker A: Okay. That's so funny. [00:09:42] Speaker B: Well, you could see them in Playboy or. [00:09:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you could. [00:09:46] Speaker B: If you're blind. [00:09:47] Speaker A: If you're blind. [00:09:48] Speaker B: Well, my boobs are real and that's a gift to Double D. And they are. They match the breast and. [00:10:05] Speaker A: Huh. [00:10:07] Speaker B: That's it. [00:10:08] Speaker A: I've never seen your boobs. I feel silly for not doing the research and see your boobs. You know, that's your fault. Where do people. They would just. What do Playboy South Africa or Playboy Australia? [00:10:22] Speaker B: So international. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Playboy International. Like, where would you even go? [00:10:26] Speaker B: All the. All of the magazines are digital now, as, you know, the month. Obviously, they print them, and it was really cool. So I got. They send you, you know, some of the magazines. It's very cool to see it, you know. [00:10:42] Speaker A: Oh, but they send you the printed one, too. Oh, that's legit. That's awesome. [00:10:46] Speaker B: Except the one I was in a centerfold. They only sent me, like, five. [00:10:51] Speaker A: Okay. [00:10:51] Speaker B: Shit. Ton of the one I was on the COVID of, but then the center folder was like, only five. [00:10:56] Speaker A: How many? They sent you a whole box for the other one, you were on the COVID That's cool. [00:10:59] Speaker B: And I was just, like, giving them out to my friends. Like, it was. It was awesome. But unfortunately, like, Playboy and a lot of, you know, men's magazines are going away because of the Internet, because nobody subscribes anymore. But there's something, you know, very satisfying, I feel like, about the print. Yeah, so I'm into the print, but it is 2021, so they would go. [00:11:21] Speaker A: To Playboy International and then go to May. What? 2020 or 20 or 2019-2018-2018-2018. March and May. [00:11:32] Speaker B: March and May, Yes. [00:11:33] Speaker A: March and May, Yes. Okay, good. Good to know. Good to know. Good to know. Is it your turn? My turn? It's your turn. Yeah. [00:11:41] Speaker B: Let's see. [00:11:44] Speaker A: Oh, that's good. [00:11:48] Speaker B: I'm just looking at answer B. Oh, my God. Sexy time in public. Both of our answers are yes. [00:11:55] Speaker A: Yeah, we've had sexy time. I think the first sexy time I've had in public was this girl that I think I was in Tennessee and Go Vols. Go Vols. Yeah. And I pretty sure she gave me head in a park. [00:12:08] Speaker B: Good for you. Yeah, good for you. In a park. [00:12:10] Speaker A: In a park. In a public park with children around. I don't know. It was at night. It was at night. It was at night, actually. No, I take that back. The first time public was. The first time I ever got head was in the movie theater. Shrek number one. Yeah. [00:12:26] Speaker B: Shrek number. [00:12:27] Speaker A: Shrek number one. I will always. [00:12:28] Speaker B: You dated yourself? Shrek number one, y'all. [00:12:32] Speaker A: Shrek number one. I've dated. Yeah. Shrek number one. [00:12:37] Speaker B: How old are you? [00:12:38] Speaker A: 32. [00:12:39] Speaker B: Are you as. [00:12:40] Speaker A: As of Wednesday. Last Wednesday. [00:12:42] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. Happy belated. [00:12:44] Speaker A: I don't look 32, do I? I look young? [00:12:45] Speaker B: No, no. I thought you were my age. [00:12:48] Speaker A: 29. Well, yeah, same. Same, but different. [00:12:50] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. [00:12:51] Speaker A: Drake's like, what, 34? [00:12:54] Speaker B: I actually met Drake in Atlanta. [00:12:55] Speaker A: How was that? [00:12:56] Speaker B: Yeah, it was great. He was actually very nice. [00:13:00] Speaker A: Oh, really? [00:13:01] Speaker B: And it was like, at some random party on a. On a Tuesday. And I remember one of my friends called me and she was like, we got invited to. To Drake's party. Do you want to come? And I was like, well, I have to work at 7am but fuck it, right? This is when I was just wild. [00:13:17] Speaker A: See, no one stands up Drake. I. No one flakes. No one flake on Drake. That is the truth. [00:13:23] Speaker B: I mean, it was a very intimate party. Like, it was probably, like 30 people. So it was very intimate. And we actually did chat because only 30 people, so obviously, I like to. I like tequila. [00:13:40] Speaker A: Okay, okay. [00:13:41] Speaker B: We. Some girls and I were taking a shot at tequila, and Drake came over and he was like, oh, I only drink Don Julio. And I literally said, don't be a pussy. And so. Because everybody's like, I love you. And he thought it was, like, funny. And we, like, chatted a little bit, and, I mean, that was it. You know, everybody was all over him. And then, you know, the rest of Atlanta found out and a bunch of people showed up. But, yeah, he was. He was very nice. He was very nice. [00:14:07] Speaker A: So, two questions. How do you get invited to the Drake party? How does that happen? [00:14:16] Speaker B: I think you just be a girl. [00:14:18] Speaker A: You just be a girl. But, I mean, there's so many girls in the city. I mean, was it when you were, like, like, professionally, like, dancing? [00:14:26] Speaker B: I wasn't professionally dancing. I. One of the girls that I danced with, however, invited me with another girl who is now on some shows. [00:14:40] Speaker A: Nice. [00:14:41] Speaker B: And it was a good time. [00:14:44] Speaker A: It was a good time. [00:14:45] Speaker B: But then everybody found out, and it was like, okay, bye. [00:14:48] Speaker A: So how does Drake hit on you? Like, what did he do? [00:14:53] Speaker B: Well, he was hitting on everybody. [00:14:55] Speaker A: He was hitting on everybody. I would think he wouldn't need to, like, he would just sit back and have girls hit on him. [00:15:00] Speaker B: He was just. He did wink at me. I'll never forget it. [00:15:06] Speaker A: So why didn't. [00:15:08] Speaker B: Because, I mean, you know, all these girls are, like, throwing themselves at him. So I was like, you're a pussy. Take your shot. And he was like, I mean, okay. [00:15:18] Speaker A: Yeah. And he took a shot. [00:15:20] Speaker B: He took, like, half of it. And I was like, no. So that's the way to, you know. [00:15:26] Speaker A: So why were you not seduced by Drake? Like, what? [00:15:30] Speaker B: Oh, I could have been, but he was. I mean, it was. It was very intimate. You know, that's one of the only times I feel like I've been kind of starstruck, actually. [00:15:39] Speaker A: Really? [00:15:39] Speaker B: Was with Drake. Yeah. [00:15:40] Speaker A: Okay. [00:15:41] Speaker B: And. But, you know, you just want to act as normal as possible, hence me calling him a pussy and. Yeah, yeah, of course. And, you know, there. There was everybody. Just as more people came, people were just bombarding him. And that's. That's not my. Not my style, so. [00:16:00] Speaker A: Right, right. Okay. [00:16:02] Speaker B: Yeah. But it was. I will never forget it. You would never forget that wink, y'all. [00:16:07] Speaker A: Never forget the wink from Drake. Never forget it. Amazing. So tell us about a time in which a romantic partner just didn't understand how to do a certain sex thing. [00:16:25] Speaker B: I don't know. That's kind of a hard one. Because if that was the case, then I probably left them. [00:16:30] Speaker A: You probably left them? [00:16:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I can. [00:16:32] Speaker A: I can go right off the bat. [00:16:33] Speaker B: Okay, let's hear yours. [00:16:34] Speaker A: So I picked up this girl from. She was working at this place and. What was it? Crock Street Market? [00:16:43] Speaker B: I guess I have to drink for that because I don't really have one. [00:16:46] Speaker A: It was just. It was just something simple. I've been with a couple girls that just did not know how to kiss. Like, it was like, oh, okay. It was a lot. [00:16:53] Speaker B: I wasn't thinking of kissing. [00:16:55] Speaker A: Oh, like a bad kisser was like. It was. It was a bit much. It was too much. I just don't. Like. [00:17:03] Speaker B: Like, how so? [00:17:05] Speaker A: Like, like, like whenever you're tongue hits my lips, before your lips hit my lips, like, it's like a, you know, it's like attack. And it was like, very alien. [00:17:17] Speaker B: I hate it. You know what I always wondered, you know, when, like, married at first sight and stuff. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:17:24] Speaker B: And like, love is blind. What if these. Yeah, that's what I'm like. What if you're a horrible kisser? That's a deal breaker. [00:17:32] Speaker A: Oh, it's 100% a deal breaker. Because it's not something that I feel like you can teach. Like, okay, if you're like, young, very virginy, and it's like, hey, like, I'm a virgin. I've only kissed one guy. I'm like, all right. I'm like, I'm gonna teach you how to kiss. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's kind of hot. A little bit. But if it's like, you're grown ass. [00:17:51] Speaker B: Woman, girls don't think that's hot. [00:17:53] Speaker A: Yeah. That girls are like, no, no. Ew. No, I can't. I can't do it. Okay, this is you. [00:18:05] Speaker B: What's the kinkiest? Thing you were ever asked to do, but you declined instead. [00:18:11] Speaker A: Oh, wow, that's a good one. What's the kinkiest thing I've declared? I rarely decline. Like, I'm just like, really? [00:18:21] Speaker B: Have you ever declined anything? [00:18:23] Speaker A: I don't think anybody's ever tried to get me to do? Like, I. Maybe a. No, I don't think it, like. No. Well, I think a girl tried to put, like, one of those, like, a butt plug or something, and I declined. I think that's. I think that's the situation. I was like. But anything short of that, it's like, okay. Anything where something's in my butt or there's bleeding involved, that's bleeding. That's what I draw. Yeah. [00:18:54] Speaker B: Oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't. [00:18:55] Speaker A: No, no. Period sex. I'm totally about it. [00:18:58] Speaker B: Oh. [00:18:59] Speaker A: 100%. But, like, if, like, I've had a friend, like, this is no jo, no lie. They, like, cut each other during sex. It was like, no, that's too much like. Like, I was like. Because we were talking, and I'm like, I'm, you know, more adventurous during sex than you. He's like, are you, motherfucker? And then he told me that, and I'm like, okay, motherfucker, you got me. I. I didn't even know that was a thing. [00:19:21] Speaker B: I'm worried about you, bro. Like, that's nuts. [00:19:24] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm like, dang. Yeah, I don't. [00:19:32] Speaker B: Probably, like, yeah, same like, I don't want to, like, touch anybody's asshole. [00:19:38] Speaker A: Oh, you don't want to touch. Oh, I'll totally touch assholes for sure. [00:19:41] Speaker B: Well, I feel like guys can, but girls. [00:19:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I feel guys. Buttholes are dirtier in general. [00:19:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I like that. [00:19:49] Speaker A: Yeah. No, yeah. Yeah. Do you think you have more or less sex than your next door neighbor? [00:19:59] Speaker B: More. [00:20:00] Speaker A: More, really? Than my next door neighbor? I guess. Yeah. There's older people. [00:20:05] Speaker B: What about your roommates? Does that count? [00:20:08] Speaker A: I think I have more sex with roommates as well. I think so. [00:20:12] Speaker B: You think so? [00:20:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I think so. [00:20:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, my turn. Okay. What scared you the most about sex as you were coming of age? Hmm. [00:20:25] Speaker A: What scared me the most about sex as. Oh, yeah, for sure. [00:20:30] Speaker B: That's terrifying. And again, I've never. We talked about this last time, but I've never, you know, experienced that. Thank goodness. But some of my friends have, and that ain't no joke, so. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Oh, really? What? [00:20:43] Speaker B: They get a bunch of people or not a bunch of people, but I know a couple girls who have gotten the clap. The clap? [00:20:52] Speaker A: The Clap? Yeah. What's the clap? Like, what the fuck that like? [00:20:55] Speaker B: I've heard it's just. [00:20:57] Speaker A: What is it like on girls? [00:20:58] Speaker B: Itchy. Oh, I don't know. [00:21:01] Speaker A: I know back in the day, their. [00:21:02] Speaker B: Lives were gonna end. [00:21:03] Speaker A: Really? [00:21:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:05] Speaker A: Isn't that the curable. It's like a one time thing. [00:21:06] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure it's. Yeah, that's a curable one. [00:21:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Yeah. But thank God I've never gotten that because I'm actually allergic to penicillin, so. [00:21:15] Speaker A: Oh, whoa. So what would you have to do? [00:21:16] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:21:17] Speaker A: That's legit. You know why they call the clap though, right? Because back in the day, like, guys that got it, I do put the rock on the balls and clap it and the pus. [00:21:30] Speaker B: Oh, I heard they did it with two wooden blocks. [00:21:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Or is it the wooden blocks? Yeah, either wooden blocks, rocks, whatever. Tomato, tomato. To me, really, it's both. Ridiculous. Is this my turn to read? Okay. Okay. What did you observe from porn that you later realized was unrealistic? How'd you make this discovery that this is fun? [00:21:55] Speaker B: It's not fun. [00:21:55] Speaker A: It's not fun? [00:21:56] Speaker B: No, it's not fun. [00:21:58] Speaker A: I'm more. I'm more of like. Like a more intimate sex type of person. I like that more than the medico. [00:22:04] Speaker B: Slow. [00:22:05] Speaker A: I like the slow, to be honest. Then the like. [00:22:07] Speaker B: Yeah, fuck me. Yeah, that's like. [00:22:10] Speaker A: I like to spice it in a little bit, but that's fine. [00:22:13] Speaker B: And if you guys are like, drunk or whatever, cool. But like. [00:22:17] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a lot. It can be a lot. [00:22:19] Speaker B: Girls usually don't. Unless she's like. She's really a freak. [00:22:23] Speaker A: Yeah, some girls are really freaked out. They want that. The thing that I think I'm like, not. [00:22:30] Speaker B: I think I'm like a seven on the freak scale. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Seven. I feel like I'm probably in the same range. [00:22:36] Speaker B: I feel like you're a little higher. [00:22:38] Speaker A: Why? I feel like you're a little higher. [00:22:42] Speaker B: Because this is your YouTube. This is your job. [00:22:44] Speaker A: No, but I think the more I'm educating myself about it and I'm talking to other people like, oh, I'm not that freaky at all. [00:22:52] Speaker B: Just lower. [00:22:53] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:22:54] Speaker B: Maybe I'm like a. I mean, I. [00:22:55] Speaker A: Thought it was fun maybe. Yeah. Because when people like, like, I'm just like, talking to people that like. Yeah. Like, I dress my guy up as a gimp and, like, have him, like, walk around, I'm like, yeah, I guess I would not do that. Yeah, I don't want anybody unzipping my mouth or like, you know, maybe. [00:23:15] Speaker B: I'm fine. [00:23:16] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm like, dang. I'm like. I'm like, more adventurous than most. But, like, when you go up there to the top 5%, I'm like, oh, I'm vanilla compared to y'all. [00:23:26] Speaker B: Like, for sure, the top 5% scares me. [00:23:28] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. [00:23:29] Speaker B: Your friends who cut each that again, I'm worried about. [00:23:32] Speaker A: Or like the. Have you seen those little things where it's like. Like the little taser things? Yeah. See? Yeah. It gets crazy. [00:23:39] Speaker B: I just don't want to. Just don't hurt me. I just don't want to be hurt. [00:23:44] Speaker A: You massage me, Massage me. [00:23:46] Speaker B: Don't tase me. [00:23:47] Speaker A: Don't tase me. But it's like, some people like that, you know? Teach your own. Why not? [00:23:52] Speaker B: Cheers to y'all. [00:23:53] Speaker A: Cheers to y'all. I think this is you, right? [00:23:56] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:23:56] Speaker A: Whatever. Tomato tomorrow. Oh, I like when you're reading it and I'm like, watching your face and I'm like, what's going on? [00:24:04] Speaker B: If you can abstain from sex and masturbation for one full year, you'll win $27,000. And a nice used car will make it a used car. [00:24:15] Speaker A: Used car. Ew. Why they drive me like that? [00:24:18] Speaker B: I used Bentley or like a used Honda Civic. [00:24:23] Speaker A: Oh, used. Yeah, maybe a. Maybe a use. I use rolly use bands. See, that's. That's the question. [00:24:32] Speaker B: Thousand dollars after taxes. It's really not that much money. [00:24:35] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Like, if we're just doing it to do it, like, for mental willpower. And that's the prize. Yeah, but I'd have to already want to do it before. [00:24:45] Speaker B: You can't masturbate either, though. [00:24:47] Speaker A: Oh, I can't masturbate? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I thought you said I could just masturbate. Oh, no. Masturbation. No, I'm a no. I'm a pretty hard no. [00:24:58] Speaker B: I think I'm a no. [00:25:00] Speaker A: If it was like, in the six figures range and. Yeah. [00:25:03] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:25:03] Speaker A: Then, yeah. [00:25:04] Speaker B: But like, five figures, probably easier. Well, obviously easier than you. [00:25:09] Speaker A: Easier than a man, I feel like. But does like a. You know, when you like. What's this? Wet dreams. Do those count? Because I'm definitely gonna have a wet dream. [00:25:18] Speaker B: It's not voluntary, so. [00:25:20] Speaker A: Yes, yes, it's fine. It doesn't count. I feel like after three months of not masturbating, I'm just gonna. It's just gonna. Just release itself somewhere. I just. I'm just gonna be looking at it. I'm gonna be looking at a plant and it just. I just chased. And it was tantric. Yeah. [00:25:39] Speaker B: No, yeah, we're gonna have to, like, up it. [00:25:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. For sure. For sure. Definitely. What sex related word are you not sure how to pronounce? Okay. [00:25:57] Speaker B: What sex related word do I not know how to pronounce? I think, I mean, what. I don't know. [00:26:06] Speaker A: I don't know. I'm trying to think of a word, but I'm pretty sure I know there. [00:26:08] Speaker B: Are words that I don't like. [00:26:10] Speaker A: What? What don't you like? [00:26:11] Speaker B: Like the Q word. [00:26:14] Speaker A: Can I say it? Say it like queef. [00:26:17] Speaker B: I don't like that word. [00:26:17] Speaker A: Oh, don't say it anymore. What about the sound? Do you. I don't mind the sound because it's like, you know, it's validation. It's like. I know it's wet down there. Just a little air got in there. [00:26:30] Speaker B: When. When girls don't do that, they want to go crawl in a hole and die. [00:26:34] Speaker A: Really? [00:26:34] Speaker B: Yes. [00:26:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Well. Well, you know, I. [00:26:38] Speaker B: That's all I'm saying about it. I'm not saying anything. [00:26:40] Speaker A: I specifically don't mind it if my. If I'm inside a girl and it happens. Like, I'm like, oh, cool. But if I'm out and we've, you know, and she's queefing like, just by herself, does that happen? Oh, yeah, for sure. Especially when you, like, come inside. For some reason. It happens more often with that. Maybe because the bubbles in there. [00:26:57] Speaker B: I didn't know that. [00:26:59] Speaker A: That's never happened to you. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah. It's. It's not. Is this me? Is this me? Okay. You can send a message back in time to your teenage self about sex. What advice will you impart? [00:27:18] Speaker B: Don't do it if you don't want to. Yeah, that's kind of dark. [00:27:22] Speaker A: That is dark. [00:27:25] Speaker B: On a more fun note. [00:27:27] Speaker A: Yeah, on a fun note. [00:27:28] Speaker B: I mean, like, don't let, you know, men. Peer pressure you. Because I feel like there is a lot of ladies as a. [00:27:35] Speaker A: Peer pressure. [00:27:36] Speaker B: Yeah, Peer pressure when you don't really want to or just like, you know, women. On not depressing note. Don't, like, worry about, you know, oh, I feel fat today, or I'm bloated. They don't give a fuck. [00:27:53] Speaker A: No, we don't care. [00:27:54] Speaker B: They're not looking at that. They're having fun. [00:27:57] Speaker A: You know what actually is weirdly hot? [00:27:59] Speaker B: What? [00:28:00] Speaker A: Like when a girl, like, doesn't feel sexy and she's like, she didn't want to have sex, and then she's like. And then she really wants to have sex, and it's just like she doesn't give a fuck. [00:28:08] Speaker B: 0 to 100. [00:28:09] Speaker A: 0 to 100. I like it. Like, there was this. There was this girl I went on a date with the first time, and then she was like, I'm not shaved down there. And I was like, I don't really care. And then she was really into it. She's like, I can't believe I did that. It was so hot. I was like. It was kind of hot, but then she was, like, smooth the rest of the time, which is good. I like what it was like. It was like she really liked it, and then she really did, you know? [00:28:33] Speaker B: Okay, well, I'm. I'm lasered, so I can't. [00:28:35] Speaker A: You're lasered? [00:28:36] Speaker B: I'm lasered. [00:28:37] Speaker A: How was that? Was it hard? Was it hurt? Did it hurt? [00:28:40] Speaker B: I mean, it doesn't feel good, but it's not, like, the worst. [00:28:44] Speaker A: Do you have any tattoos? [00:28:46] Speaker B: Yes. [00:28:46] Speaker A: Which one is worse? The laser tattoos. [00:28:49] Speaker B: So I'm actually in the process of getting five tattoos removed right now. [00:28:53] Speaker A: Wow. [00:28:55] Speaker B: And getting a tattoo removed. Not the first couple of times. The first couple times. Okay. No, once you get on, like, four or five. [00:29:04] Speaker A: Like four. Like the layers. [00:29:06] Speaker B: The. The four fifth session of tattoo removal is the worst. Buddy. [00:29:12] Speaker A: Why are you getting it removed? I just don't like it anymore. [00:29:15] Speaker B: Yeah. I have some lower region tattoos. [00:29:19] Speaker A: Oh. [00:29:20] Speaker B: So they need to go. [00:29:21] Speaker A: Oh, they need to go. Okay, cool. [00:29:23] Speaker B: But that shit hurts. Hurts way worse than a tattoo and. [00:29:27] Speaker A: Way worse than laser. [00:29:29] Speaker B: Way worse than laser. Hurts way worse than lip filler. And if you're a girl, lip filler fucking hurts. [00:29:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:36] Speaker A: How often have you had lip filler? Cause your lips have always been, like, full like this. [00:29:41] Speaker B: Yes. Since I've known you, but they're just a little bit bigger now. [00:29:44] Speaker A: Okay. [00:29:44] Speaker B: And I'm actually going again on Monday, so next time you see me there. [00:29:46] Speaker A: It'Ll be a little bit bigger. Okay. [00:29:49] Speaker B: It just, like, builds over time. I mean, about filler and Botox for hours. [00:29:54] Speaker A: For hours? Yeah. Okay, cool. Who knew? Who knew? I didn't know. [00:29:58] Speaker B: Right. [00:30:00] Speaker A: What will be the sexy nickname that you get? That nickname they give you when you live at the old folks home? What? Oh, man. I feel like, you know, I feel like I'm going in at the old folks home. Yeah, yeah, for sure. [00:30:23] Speaker B: STDs are like. [00:30:26] Speaker A: But I feel like when you get old, it's like you don't give A. Yeah, exactly. It's like, I'm about to die, yo. Like, whatever. I don't syphilis. Whatever it, bro. Like, I feel like if I'm 80, I'm like, yo. I'm like, for sure. Even if I'm getting std. [00:30:41] Speaker B: Okay, we gotta come back to this one because I don't want our nicknames to be lame. [00:30:45] Speaker A: We gotta. We gotta come back. Okay, you pulled the next one. [00:30:48] Speaker B: Okay, if a studio were to make a porn specifically for you, tailored to your specific tastes, what would it be like? You know, the first time he's been. [00:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, no. If a studio was to make porn specifically for me. What? Okay, so it would be. I'm really. So I'm really into big boobs, right? Light eyes. I really like light eyes. And then red hair. So it'd be like red hair. So it would be like a you girl with red hair. But also probably incorporate some group stuff, some group dynamics. [00:31:29] Speaker B: Like girls or guys? Both. [00:31:34] Speaker A: Both. Yeah, both. But I would say more like the more interesting thing that I don't see would be a crap ton of girls. But just one guy. Like, I never. I rarely see that, you know? [00:31:47] Speaker B: Yeah, that's not a thing. [00:31:48] Speaker A: That's not a thing. [00:31:49] Speaker B: Is that a thing? [00:31:50] Speaker A: It's so rare. It's so rare. But the reverse is fine too. [00:31:57] Speaker B: See, I, like, don't like the reverse, actually. Like, I don't want to see a bunch of guys and one girl, because even if she acts like she's having fun, I'm like, are you really having fun? Are you. [00:32:08] Speaker A: Is she in pain or is she having fun? Is she. Maybe it's because it's like, wow, that girl is such a hoe. And that's kind of hot. Yeah, it's kind of hot that she's such a hoe. [00:32:19] Speaker B: And, you know, like, when I was younger, I was like, yeah, like hot. Good for you. I can never do it, but, yeah, good for you. And then now that I'm a little bit older, I'm like, are you just. Are you okay? [00:32:29] Speaker A: Is she mentally okay? She's probably not. But are we. Are we all okay? Is anyone really? Everyone has that childhood trauma going. [00:32:38] Speaker B: Girls are just more. I'm. I'm not a lesbian, but I would rather watch girls. [00:32:43] Speaker A: You'd rather watch girls? Girl and girl. [00:32:46] Speaker B: Again, Guys are just too aggressive. That's a lot in porn, especially, they're too aggressive. [00:32:51] Speaker A: A lot of girls watch grown girl. [00:32:53] Speaker B: That are straight girls. [00:32:54] Speaker A: Yes, that are straight girls. [00:32:56] Speaker B: I think so too. A lot of my straight friends I. [00:32:59] Speaker A: Know, because it seems. I think the reason is because it's more intimate. It's more intimate. It's less aggressive. If feels more real. Like, it's like the girls are actually enjoying it. You feel like they both enjoy it. [00:33:09] Speaker B: Right. [00:33:09] Speaker A: When it's a guy involved, you're like, this is acting. [00:33:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Is she? Yeah. [00:33:16] Speaker A: Like, why is she like. This is a performance. Corrective performance. [00:33:20] Speaker B: Correct. Yeah. [00:33:22] Speaker A: But sometimes you're like. I think she really like that. You cannot fake. Like, I feel like the ones where I'm like, it's real. It's like when they squirt, I'm like, that's hard to fake. You can't fake. [00:33:33] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't think you can fake that. [00:33:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that's real. I'm like, okay, yeah. Have you ever squirted? No. That's art form. Really? What's the most surprising discovery you've made about your own body? Well, that's a hard one. [00:33:52] Speaker B: That's a hard one. [00:33:54] Speaker A: That's a good one. [00:33:55] Speaker B: The most surprising discovery you've made about your own body. What is yours? Do you have. [00:34:04] Speaker A: I don't even. [00:34:05] Speaker B: We might have to set that one aside. [00:34:07] Speaker A: No, I think I'm going to. I think when I come to it, I think the thing, like, so, I don't know. Surprising thing about my own body that. Okay, so recent. This is. I don't know if this is interesting or not, but recently I've realized that I've been doing five. Working out five days a week for. During the whole quarantine, pretty much. And my chest and my biceps grow way faster than anything else. [00:34:32] Speaker B: Oh, that's interesting. [00:34:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I can. Like, my titties are really big now. [00:34:37] Speaker B: You got big titties? [00:34:38] Speaker A: Well, bigger than they were before. [00:34:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:40] Speaker A: And, like, it's very hard for me to cut my tummy fat. That's weird. Like, that's what. That's what I've discovered about my body. [00:34:47] Speaker B: Well, if we're talking about it like that, I was thinking sexually. Sexually, like, I don't know, drink, not drinking and drinking a shit ton of water has, like, changed my. I mean, I've never, like, had bad skin. [00:35:00] Speaker A: Yeah, but. [00:35:01] Speaker B: But I mean, it's just like. It's like flawless. Like, when I just drink and, like. [00:35:10] Speaker A: And drink a lot of. [00:35:11] Speaker B: A lot of water. Yeah. [00:35:12] Speaker A: Wow. [00:35:12] Speaker B: It's. It's. Yeah, it's crazy how much of a difference not drinking and, like, actually being healthy makes just all around. And also with my, you know, like, mental state, like, I definitely have anxiety and drinking Makes that worse as I have a cup full. [00:35:30] Speaker A: You have a cup full of tea, but yeah, it's whatever. [00:35:35] Speaker B: No, I'm enjoying my. I've definitely calmed down the past couple years and especially this month, so. [00:35:42] Speaker A: Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's good. I've discovered from my own body is that when I eat a lot of vegetables and drink a lot of water, it's a great source of protein for the girl that I'm dating when she swallows my cigarette. [00:35:55] Speaker B: Ah, yes. [00:35:58] Speaker A: And pineapples and fruit. It's great. You know, less. Less protein and then more of, you know, I think that's our food. [00:36:07] Speaker B: Yay. [00:36:07] Speaker A: And yay. And then. Okay. Inadvertent nudity. Tell us about when it happened to you. [00:36:17] Speaker B: Oh, I have nymph slips all the time. [00:36:19] Speaker A: Really? Yeah, really. I don't think I've ever had inadvertent nudity like that. I gave, but yeah. Oh. Oh, my God. This is something I received. Oh my God, this is crazy. [00:36:32] Speaker B: I can't wait. [00:36:33] Speaker A: Oh. So I was shooting a film. I was doing an acting role in Arkansas like last month. Arkansas, Arkansas. And we had a female actress who. She was. She didn't have any speaking roles or whatever, but she came in and she was supposed to be my lover or something. Just for a very short scene. It's like a one shot and she just was completely nude. And then. And nobody was like, I don't know how. And I'm like talking to the director. I'm like, did you tell her? He's like, I did not tell her this. Like, she's like wearing a dress and she just came out of the bathroom. She's like, I'm ready for my scene. And I was like, okay. And then the director was like, hey, cool. Hey. I want you to jump on Javier. And it was just like. And I'm looking to like, the other female in the room. They're like, you don't have to do this. I'm looking to the director. I'm like, all right, man, whatever you want. And she like, did you do it? She jumped onto me. And I not like sex. I was clothed. I didn't have my shirt out of there. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Okay. [00:37:30] Speaker A: But like. Cause she was supposed to come in as like a girl like, that was supposed to have sex with me. And I think she was just like fully method or whatever. The apparently just like, what the fuck? And I was just like, wow, that was. That was a bit much. That was. I was not expecting any nudity. [00:37:48] Speaker B: So you didn't like it? [00:37:49] Speaker A: She Wasn't my type anyway. [00:37:51] Speaker B: Okay. [00:37:52] Speaker A: But, you know, I guess she had a really nice body. She just wasn't my type. [00:37:57] Speaker B: That's how men say no nicely. [00:38:01] Speaker A: Yes, yes, exactly. [00:38:03] Speaker B: She had a really nice bunny. [00:38:05] Speaker A: Yeah, she did. And I was just like, yeah. I mean, if she was hot, it would have been totally different story. Like, if she was my type, I'd be like, all right. Hey, what's good? What's good? That's good. [00:38:14] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [00:38:16] Speaker A: But now. Yeah. Have you. Well, you have nip slips all the time. [00:38:19] Speaker B: All the time. [00:38:20] Speaker A: All the time. [00:38:21] Speaker B: Like, I think what happens on this, on this YouTube. Ew. [00:38:27] Speaker A: Ew. Is it the gross one? What is it? What is it? [00:38:30] Speaker B: Who's had more sex, you or your parents? [00:38:33] Speaker A: Oh, my. [00:38:34] Speaker B: How dare you? [00:38:35] Speaker A: I mean, how dare you? Are we talking about sexual partners or we're just talking about amount of sex? I don't know. That's a gross one, though. Who came up with this? [00:38:43] Speaker B: Oh. [00:38:46] Speaker A: Yeah, we can skip that. Let's go. Oh, go to the B. [00:38:49] Speaker B: Go to bbb, get a quick, quick. Name your favorite porn star and tell us about all the wonderful qualities that make them special. [00:38:57] Speaker A: Wow. That's legit. So, so this is interesting because Rachel Starr. Rachel star. Why Rachel Star? [00:39:06] Speaker B: Because people have said that if I was a porn star, I would be her. [00:39:09] Speaker A: That's the reason why that's legit. So I think I have two favorite porn stars, but it's not because I don't watch their porn the most, but I really like them as people and I like what they do performance wise. So it would be Lena Paul and Angela White. Okay, so Lena Paul, she's like a Georgia girl. She's super cool. [00:39:28] Speaker B: She's like, oh, you've met her? [00:39:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I've met them both. Yeah. And she's just like. She knows like multiple languages and she's super cool to talk to and very, like, personal. And she's really good at performing. Like half. I like one of the first things that when I met her, I asked her, I was like, is it real every time? Most girls, you can tell, she's like, nah, it's not real every time. But I was like, she's like, sometimes it is. Like, most of the times it is, but sometimes she has to fake it. And I was like, I couldn't tell. You know what I'm saying? So that was good. And then Angela White's just like. She's just very comfortable with herself as far as a sex worker. And she's good with that and she uses her own name. Like, who does that? You know what I'm saying? That's just like, she's super cool. [00:40:12] Speaker B: That's the thing. Just if you're gonna. Obviously, when I did Playboy, a bunch of people didn't agree with it, but my dad was fine with it, my boyfriend was fine with it, and I'm fine with it. And so if you're fine with it, fuck it, do what you want. And if that's what makes you happy, then do that. That wouldn't be what made me happy, but Playboy makes me happy. I did it. So just do what you want to do. [00:40:44] Speaker A: And I think just being comfortable and, like, with what you do. [00:40:48] Speaker B: This is who I am. [00:40:49] Speaker A: This is. Yeah. Boom. And I love to talk about sex and, like, talk and, like, it's, like, very entertaining to read, you know? [00:40:56] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:40:57] Speaker A: And I just like people that are themselves and comfortable and say, f you. I don't give up. I don't care. Right. [00:41:07] Speaker B: Seriously. [00:41:07] Speaker A: All right, let's do two more, and we're going to wrap this up. Looking for a weird but true story about an inappropriate boner. [00:41:16] Speaker B: Obviously not. Not my. [00:41:18] Speaker A: Well, maybe you've had one before. Maybe, you know, I. In my head, low key. I feel like, you know, I'm very comfortable walking around with boners. Like, even in. [00:41:28] Speaker B: Are you? [00:41:29] Speaker A: Yeah, with public. [00:41:30] Speaker B: I've got to be honest. Like, I don't think I would notice now if it's like, middle school or, like, high school and you got up in the middle of, you know, a test or something, we would notice. [00:41:42] Speaker A: Right. [00:41:43] Speaker B: But no, now I'm not like, I'm. I'm just too busy. I'm like, if we're in the grocery store and you have a boner, I'm not gonna notice. [00:41:49] Speaker A: No. And it's like, if you have. [00:41:52] Speaker B: Wait. I feel like I get hit on in the grocery store all the time. [00:41:55] Speaker A: Is that good or bad? [00:41:56] Speaker B: Grocery store? In the gym, it's like where I. [00:41:58] Speaker A: Look like, oh, you get. How do you. Have you ever been effectively, like, hit on at the gym where you're like, wow, that was a good hit on. [00:42:06] Speaker B: No, no, really, because at the gym, I like to go to the gym and I'm like, I'm in my zone at the gym. I wear my hat low. I've gotten the earplugs. I'm kind of like, don't fuck with me. [00:42:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:17] Speaker B: So, Jim. No. I don't even know if grocery store has ever, ever. So I'm not saying it wouldn't work. [00:42:24] Speaker A: But so I've definitely effectively dated girls that I've met at the grocery store. [00:42:29] Speaker B: Really? [00:42:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:30] Speaker B: That's kind of. That's why I was saying, like, it hasn't worked for me just because of the people that have hit on me. But, like, I feel like a grocery store is kind of cute. [00:42:39] Speaker A: It is kind of cute. Especially because it's like, if you hit on a girl the grocery store, she's usually not looking her best. And she knows that. [00:42:45] Speaker B: Right. [00:42:45] Speaker A: And if I'm like, wow, she's attractive and she's like, usually she's not at her best, it like, kind of says something. And it's hard for a guy at the grocery store. I feel like. I feel like it takes more confidence. 10 times more confidence in the club, for sure. Oh, yeah, because everybody. Everybody hits on you in the club. It's like very, like, expected. You got the, like liquid courage at a grocery store. It's like we're both sober. It's like, there's got to be the confidence. [00:43:10] Speaker B: That's true. [00:43:10] Speaker A: You gotta think of something clever. [00:43:12] Speaker B: A sober hit on is much better than a drunk head on 100. Except not at the gym. [00:43:19] Speaker A: Not a gym. [00:43:20] Speaker B: Let her. Let her work out. Yeah, don't hit on her. [00:43:22] Speaker A: I've hit on girls at the gym. And stop. Whatever. [00:43:26] Speaker B: Has it worked out for you? [00:43:27] Speaker A: It hasn't. [00:43:29] Speaker B: So stop. [00:43:30] Speaker A: I do. I have stopped. But I mean, I've gotten girls numbers, but, like, we haven't had a successful relationship or whatever, you know, So I just. [00:43:40] Speaker B: Guys, let her work out. [00:43:42] Speaker A: I should stop. I don't hit on girls watching her. Why? [00:43:44] Speaker B: She does squats. [00:43:45] Speaker A: Stop. Yeah, it's true. [00:43:47] Speaker B: And let her do her thing. [00:43:49] Speaker A: It's true. There's a couple. There's a couple girls at my gym now who, like, give me the eye. But I'm not, like, they're not my type, so I didn't. I haven't talked to them. [00:43:58] Speaker B: Just. [00:43:59] Speaker A: Yeah, and. But they respect the non hit on. [00:44:02] Speaker B: Me because I respect the non hitting. [00:44:05] Speaker A: They do respect that. [00:44:06] Speaker B: I swear. I promise. [00:44:09] Speaker A: All right, last one. You go. [00:44:10] Speaker B: My turn. Okay. What's the weirdest porn that you've ever clicked on? [00:44:18] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I mean, Obviously, like this 3D, like, alien shit with the, like, big. You've never accidentally cooked. Yeah. You've never clicked on that? No, no. There's the 3D. I mean, I didn't whack off to it, but, you know, I'm sorry, can you explain? Like, it's like a fucking three. Like, it's like animation but it's like. Yeah, it's like. It's like something. It's like, always like some trans shit. It's like either like a man with boobs or like. But alien. Or like a girl with a big, like, tentacle. I've never masturbated to it, but I'm like, you know, what is that? That's weird. And then it's like sometimes when you get into it. [00:45:03] Speaker B: But, like, what is that? It's like, what is that? [00:45:05] Speaker A: Or sometimes. Sometimes you're masturbating and you're like, hey, I probably shouldn't be, And I'm gonna. I clicked on that. Okay. The appetite is over. [00:45:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:45:17] Speaker A: What about you? [00:45:19] Speaker B: I don't even want to say it. [00:45:21] Speaker A: Go for it. This is a good one. This is good to end on. I know this is good. [00:45:25] Speaker B: No, just like. I mean. And I think it's porn. [00:45:28] Speaker A: Is it? Yes. [00:45:30] Speaker B: Okay. All the family porn is weird. [00:45:33] Speaker A: Oh, family pies. Like, the family porn. Like, it's like a daughter. [00:45:37] Speaker B: I just think it's weird, the family porn. Like, and the fact that that's, like, a whole ass category. You talk about, like, so many people click on that. [00:45:45] Speaker A: Like, stepdaughter or what are weird. What are you talking. [00:45:48] Speaker B: Stop trying to your stepsister. [00:45:51] Speaker A: It's huge. It's like a huge thing. Stepsister. Yeah, it is. [00:45:55] Speaker B: Or like, like, yeah, oops, I. My mom. [00:45:59] Speaker A: Like, what oops? It's usually oops I. My stepmom. It's right. [00:46:04] Speaker B: Usually. But, like, come on. [00:46:06] Speaker A: But sometimes it's. Yeah, it's funny. [00:46:08] Speaker B: I mean, I. I had a stepmom, so I. Wow. I hated her. She was a cunt. [00:46:14] Speaker A: It's all about the tab. I think people really like taboo stuff. Like, stuff they would never do in real life, but they can explore. [00:46:21] Speaker B: But it's just like, you know, that's always one of, like, the most popular categories. And I'm like, what is wrong with you? [00:46:27] Speaker A: That's true. There's. We're all a little fucked up, aren't we? [00:46:30] Speaker B: Again, back to I'm a five, I guess, and everybody else. [00:46:35] Speaker A: You're like the warrior dog. You're like. You're going lower and lower. I don't. I don't mind. I don't mind the stepdaughter step. All that stuff. That doesn't. That's pretty. That's taboo. It's, like, a little different. It's nice. [00:46:51] Speaker B: Have you ever had a step family? [00:46:53] Speaker A: No. I mean, no. I have a step. I can't even call him a stepfather. He's like my mom's husband, you know? [00:47:00] Speaker B: That's different. I have, like, a step family. [00:47:02] Speaker A: That would be weird. Yeah. [00:47:03] Speaker B: It would still be weird. [00:47:04] Speaker A: It's too real for you. [00:47:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:47:06] Speaker A: For me, it's not real, I guess. [00:47:07] Speaker B: If you don't have a step family, but if you do have a step family and you're still enjoy. I mean, again, to each their. [00:47:13] Speaker A: Oh, wow. But then it's super real that you're. [00:47:16] Speaker B: Like, oh, I guess technically, like, you're not related, but it's still. To me, it's still a little weird, you know? [00:47:24] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:47:24] Speaker B: But to each their own, right? [00:47:25] Speaker A: To each. [00:47:26] Speaker B: Do your thing. Do your thing, y'all. [00:47:27] Speaker A: Oh, hey. We had a good time. This is good. You rocked it out. Hey, this is very good. Thank you. Cheers. This is our first time. This is true for drinking. We did a lot of truth. I'm very proud of us. We did. We really dived into that. Hey, this is Javi Mack. I'm with Mary Michael. She killed it, obviously. Make sure to follow her. She has amazing. She's coming out with new content, new podcasts, new everything, and she's already done so much. Thank you for coming on the show. [00:47:54] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:47:55] Speaker A: Yes, of course. Hey, go to javimaxhow.com follow me, Javi Mac, show everything. And thanks for watching people. Love you. Cheers.